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[hairball18]

white water rafts backwards to a new world record!

All the work she does for the vets.

 

[ashik09]

All the work she does for the vets.

They changed their opinion on Mondays.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Woman becomes the new ‘John 3:16’ person at sporting events”

 

[ashik09]

“Woman becomes the new ‘John 3:16’ person at sporting events”

They refused to rise because they were tired of all the complaints from non-morning people.

 

[HBergeron]

They refused to rise because they were tired of all the complaints from non-morning people.

First transgender ambassador to Sweden.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

First transgender ambassador to Sweden.

Their compound was found to contain abnormal levels of feline infiltration.

 

[starrynightin64]

Their compound was found to contain abnormal levels of feline infiltration.

Run away cock causes traffic accident

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Run away cock causes traffic accident

Caused man to break his neck trying to get a glimpse as she walked past. Charged with aggravated assault.

 

[bunny4med]

Caused man to break his neck trying to get a glimpse as she walked past. Charged with aggravated assault.

Flickering his lights all day long.

 

[done_got_old]

Flickering his lights all day long.

Feeding opiods to wild bunnies

 

[jasonmason]

Feeding opiods to wild bunnies

Arrested for making pornographic flower arrangements at her local grocery store's Floral Department.

 

[Polranny]

Arrested for trying to navigate up shit creek without a paddle

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Arrested for trying to navigate up shit creek without a paddle

Auditioned and got the part of the dragon captured by the White Walkers.

 

[jasonmason]

Auditioned and got the part of the dragon captured by the White Walkers.

She is so hot, she was causing items near her to spontaneously combust into flames.

 

[Jada59]

She is so hot, she was causing items near her to spontaneously combust into flames.

Caught the world's biggest fish quite by accident, with his hands!

 

[HBergeron]

Caught the world's biggest fish quite by accident, with his hands!

For being unmasked as the head of a vast Kitty Porn syndicate.

 

[Taegul]

His Spice Girls tribute band came in 4th place at a talent show at Bakersfield Community College.

 

[Jada59]

His Spice Girls tribute band came in 4th place at a talent show at Bakersfield Community College.

Thinks he controls the world!

 

[starrynightin64]

Thinks he controls the world!

holiday fundraising for a pet shelter

 

[jasonmason]

holiday fundraising for a pet shelter

A human interest story about a lady that cares so much about our veterans that she gives her all for them.

 

[13Fantasies]

A human interest story about a lady that cares so much about our veterans that she gives her all for them.

Kayak incident.

Only remnant was part of a paddle...

 

[Taegul]

He entered his chili into a taste-test competition and it sent 8 people to the emergency room. It was a new record and he came in first place.

 

[Taegul]

He murdered yet another thread. #Cerealkiller

 

[done_got_old]

He murdered yet another thread. #Cerealkiller

He's a serial heartbreaker.

 

[tolyk]

He's a serial heartbreaker.

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