Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[Azuldrgon]

He made a joke that someone laughed at.

She discovered a cure for cancer, and it was something she has been cooking for years.

 

[beachbaby179]

She discovered a cure for cancer, and it was something she has been cooking for years.

According to the police, they've finally apprehended the "mad hugger" who has been accosting women all over the PNW. he said it was just a misunderstanding.

 

[Azuldrgon]

According to the police, they've finally apprehended the "mad hugger" who has been accosting women all over the PNW. he said it was just a misunderstanding.

*hugs* I'm everywhere.

She had a beach named after her.

 

[tiny_tits]

*hugs* I'm everywhere.

She had a beach named after her.

Walked into the middle of a broadcast and asked reporter standing in the hurricane "WTF are you doing? GET INSIDE!"

 

[base10]

Walked into the middle of a broadcast and asked reporter standing in the hurricane "WTF are you doing? GET INSIDE!"

Stole a truck full of slutty halloween costumes

 

[ashik09]

Stole a truck full of slutty halloween costumes

Their suit was so sharp that it cut someone.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Their suit was so sharp that it cut someone.

She stole all the glitter from the local discount store and made everything sparkle.

 

[AllIsGood]

She stole all the glitter from the local discount store and made everything sparkle.

Was caught throwing pies at retired clowns.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Was caught throwing pies at retired clowns.

Won the adult spelling bee.

 

[JerseyJade]

Won the adult spelling bee.

Got caught smuggling a truck load of rum out of Mexico

 

[AllIsGood]

Got caught smuggling a truck load of rum out of Mexico

Ran off with the money from her kissing booth.

 

[Eisranac]

Ran off with the money from her kissing booth.

The reason why AllIsGood would appear in the evening breaking news is because the news is not as fragile in the morning or afternoon.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ran off with the money from her kissing booth.

It was my money to begin with!

Making false accusations on innocent people who run kissing booths.

 

[base10]

It was my money to begin with!

Making false accusations on innocent people who run kissing booths.

Fist bumping accident

 

[BadAmy]

Fist bumping accident

Stole all the ties from Men's Warehouse

 

[base10]

Stole all the ties from Men's Warehouse

Caused a car accident by walking through the streets naked

 

[_valkyrie_]

Town threw a celebration in his honour, after he got elevated to an hexadecimal base.

 

[Jada59]

Invented the world's best hair product!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Creating a public disturbance after screaming too loudly from a ginger-infused sex toy.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Creating a public disturbance after screaming too loudly from a ginger-infused sex toy.

Broke into the Jack Daniels warehouse to practice barrel walking while wearing a Jim Beam tshirt.

 

[Jada59]

Broke into the Jack Daniels warehouse to practice barrel walking while wearing a Jim Beam tshirt.

Ran around town slapping temporary tattoos on people.

 

[The_Silver_Fox]

she ransomed a cat for million dollars

 

[Mrtenant]

Streaking behind the reporter during coverage of Hurricane Michael. Those whacky Floridians.

 

[jasonmason]

Streaking behind the reporter during coverage of Hurricane Michael. Those whacky Floridians.

Tragic hammock accident. Details at 11.

 

[starrynightin64]

Tragic hammock accident. Details at 11.

white water rafts backwards to a new world record!