Thanks.
named after a tv horse.
Too easy and lacking originality
He has visited every strip club in the UK
Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news
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Too easy and lacking originality
He has visited every strip club in the UK
Pantyboy74
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Too easy and lacking originality
He has visited every strip club in the UK
found in Hyde park committing a sex act with a stuffed gorilla and a bunch of bananas
found in Hyde park committing a sex act with a stuffed gorilla and a bunch of bananas
With or without butter?
Secreted himself into the Miss World dressing rooms
Pantyboy74
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no butter, just salad dressing.
I was invited.
Finally got his dream job on Mr Universe. Oil Boy.
I'd rather it was Miss Universe
Was found to be one of a celebrity's 3 in a bed partners
Pantyboy74
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I'd rather it was Miss Universe
Was found to be one of a celebrity's 3 in a bed partners
Well I have been intimate with Katie price, and willingly.
Found to be missing love child of Eva Braun and Joseph mengler.
Well I have been intimate with Katie price, and willingly.
Found to be missing love child of Eva Braun and Joseph mengler.
Are you sure you don't know me?
Found to have inherited a herd of llamas
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Won a Blue Ribbon at the local canine pageant.
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He would solve a major white collar crime, putting the bad guys in jail.
Either that or he might rule a small Caribbean nation.
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He went on a rampage and killed his football team.
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Caught in a compromising position with Her Majesty, the Queen.
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He was caught robbing the local brewery with a BB Gun.
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Hey, they were 9mm BB's hehe
She was caught stealing panties from one of the other customers...
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Heroically landing a damaged airplane, saving countless live.
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Caught flashing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
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He's a blue-furred, talking primate.
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It was discovered that she invented Viagra.
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He hacked into Trump's Twitter and posted tons of insane and ridiculous tweets. No one even realized it wasn't Trump, not even Trump himself.
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