StillRain
Selectively Slutty
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Good people of Lit. It’s time for us all to finally get the recognition we truly, truly deserve. That’s right it’s the Wanker of the Week Awards.
Have you or someone you know done something spectacularly wanky this week? Did you spy someone attempting a Brianna? Did someone pretend to be new but then gave away the game in the most obvious of shit shows? Did Bry stop posting in the fuck/marry/kill thread long enough to finally realise he was really only fucking himself for the last four pages of the thread? Did someone start a thread bound to cause drama but meant as harmless stupidity? Did someone you know just really excel at wanky times and you feel like everyone needs to know?
Oh, the suspense! Who will be named Wanker of the Week?
Only time will tell who might receive this prestigious honour with a their name forever etched in the annals of Lit.
Feel free to nominate either in PM to me for your nomination to be anonymously posted or here in public if you’re so bold and really want to cause a stir.
Serious AF or silly nominations will be accepted, most of us are smart enough to know the difference. Reasons must be included. That’s the rules.
This is definitely not your standard popularity contest, this is a contest for the people voted on by the people whomever I nominate and will be dependent entirely upon my mood poisoning of the time.
The Wanker of the Week will be announced everyThursday evening AEST whenever we get around to it really, and is subject to corruption and favouritism as anyone sees fit.
Until I get bored and decide to be done with this which is probably in about thirty minutes knowing me. Which is why, my freaky babies, I add myself to the nominations this week for the inaugural Wanker of the Week.
If you would like to make any suggestions to the above mentioned rules please do so and then self-nominate.
Have you or someone you know done something spectacularly wanky this week? Did you spy someone attempting a Brianna? Did someone pretend to be new but then gave away the game in the most obvious of shit shows? Did Bry stop posting in the fuck/marry/kill thread long enough to finally realise he was really only fucking himself for the last four pages of the thread? Did someone start a thread bound to cause drama but meant as harmless stupidity? Did someone you know just really excel at wanky times and you feel like everyone needs to know?
Oh, the suspense! Who will be named Wanker of the Week?
Only time will tell who might receive this prestigious honour with a their name forever etched in the annals of Lit.
Feel free to nominate either in PM to me for your nomination to be anonymously posted or here in public if you’re so bold and really want to cause a stir.
Serious AF or silly nominations will be accepted, most of us are smart enough to know the difference. Reasons must be included. That’s the rules.
This is definitely not your standard popularity contest, this is a contest for the people voted on by
The Wanker of the Week will be announced every
Until I get bored and decide to be done with this which is probably in about thirty minutes knowing me. Which is why, my freaky babies, I add myself to the nominations this week for the inaugural Wanker of the Week.
If you would like to make any suggestions to the above mentioned rules please do so and then self-nominate.
