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[ydahecnot]

Stole from the Steampunk Clothing Emporium

 

[Taegul]

He was arrested for stealing free clipart. His attorney believes she can get him off. He's confidant she can too!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Claimed Antartica as Taegul's Kingdom along with his manatees.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Claimed Antartica as Taegul's Kingdom along with his manatees.

Starred in diners, drive ins and dives.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Went all out for best Christmas lights and yard décor in the county.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Went all out for best Christmas lights and yard décor in the county.

She tried to steal all the coconuts for her special brew she's making...

 

[papadoc19]

Busted for running a neighborhood swingers' club

 

[Gamine67]

Harry’s razor founder revealed

 

[Taegul]

She went swimming with dolphins. The entire Miami Dolphins football team.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Someone finally uncovered his true identity as The Bigfoot.

 

[papadoc19]

Elected prime minister of her country

 

[Pantyboy74]

Elected prime minister of her country

Wanted for questioning regarding recent rabies outbreak.

 

[papadoc19]

He becomes the first male Victoria's Secret supermodel

 

[done_got_old]

He becomes the first male Victoria's Secret supermodel

He shared secrets about sex in the white house with Hustler magazine.

 

[papadoc19]

He shared secrets about sex in the white house with Hustler magazine.

Who would have guessed Hillary and Michelle were such freaks?

She was groped by Al Franken

 

[_valkyrie_]

Won an international competition of limbo dancing.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Won an international competition of limbo dancing.

Found to be the only living relative of the great Odin.

 

[_valkyrie_]

He's opening the runway at Paris Fashion Week.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Paid over the odds for the clothes modeled by me.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Accurately predicting a worldwide event.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Decided to read tarot on the evening news

 

[_valkyrie_]

Famous world chef who is the first in the world to create five fancy, yet easy dishes starting with the letter X.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Streaked across Whitehouse lawn.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Shot glitter glue bombs at the White House.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Painted lipstick on the Lincoln memorial.