Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

The girls of Modina are finer
And their dresses they wear higher
Start out slowly
Offer her cannoli
Ad she’ll soon be in your recliner.
 
A girl from the city of Rome
Had naughtily run way from home
Alone with no friend
Herself, she did fend
 
The girl with come hither eyes
Entered the party with no ties
 
The girl with come hither eyes
Entered the party with no ties
She danced with a smirk
And she gave me a jerk
 
The girl with come hither eyes
Entered the party with no ties
She danced with a smirk
And she gave me a jerk
So I came all over her thighs
 
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue
She smiled and said let’s go to the zoo
The chimps are so horny
 
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue
She smiled and said let’s go to the zoo
The chimps are so horny
From watching the porny
 
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue
She smiled and said let’s go to the zoo
The chimps are so horny
From watching the porny
Myself, I prefer the Caribou
 
She wore amazing perfume
It always made me cum too soon
Her aroma mixed with jizz
A delicious wet fizz
 
She wore amazing perfume
It always made me cum too soon
Her aroma mixed with jizz
A delicious wet fizz
Blew me over the moon
 
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