Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Trubbycat]

A girl on whom I once crushed
Was cruel and my feelings were flushed

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl on whom I once crushed
Was cruel and my feelings were flushed
It isn’t my fault
That she’s really an alt
I outed her and now she’s hushed.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a girl who would flaunt

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a girl who would flaunt
She had a vag like a croissant

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a girl who would flaunt
She had a vag like a croissant
Not flaky, but sweet

 

[Trubbycat]

There once was a girl who would flaunt
She had a vag like a croissant
Not flaky, but sweet
A right tasty treat

 

[SlyderInside]

There once was a girl who would flaunt
She had a vag like a croissant
Not flaky, but sweet
A right tasty treat
The kind any sensible person would want.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A fraulein from western Berlin

 

[__Nathan1968]

A fraulein from western Berlin
Intrigued by the bulge at my shin.

 

[Trubbycat]

A fraulein from western Berlin
Intrigued by the bulge at my shin.
She groped for my cock

 

[__Nathan1968]

A fraulein from western Berlin
Intrigued by the bulge at my shin.
She groped for my cock
And reached for my sock

 

[Biggalute]

A fraulein from western Berlin
Intrigued by the bulge at my shin.
She groped for my cock
And reached for my sock
But was disappointed by what was within

 

[Biggalute]

A man with a striped bowtie

 

[munch2much]

A man with a striped bowtie

A man with a striped bowtie
Could twirl it like a plane in the sky

 

[Trubbycat]

A man with a striped bowtie
Could twirl it like a plane in the sky
He gave it a spin

 

[__Nathan1968]

A man with a striped bowtie
Could twirl it like a plane in the sky
He gave it a spin
And said with a grin

 

[Biggalute]

A man with a striped bowtie
Could twirl it like a plane in the sky
He gave it a spin
And said with a grin
I like it when we get high

 

[Biggalute]

It's the wine that makes me randy

 

[Biggalute]

It's the wine that makes me randy
Said a woman by the name of Candy

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's the wine that makes me randy
Said a woman by the name of Candy
She chugged her third glass

 

[Biggalute]

It's the wine that makes me randy
Said a woman by the name of Candy
She chugged her third glass
Got up and wiggled her ass

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

It's the wine that makes me randy
Said a woman by the name of Candy
She chugged her third glass
Got up and wiggled her ass
Then would make love with her grandee.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A woman from Birmingham way

 

[Biggalute]

A woman from Birmingham way
Once fucked a famous DJ

 

[Trubbycat]

A woman from Birmingham way
Once fucked a famous DJ
He gave her a spin