Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose
With her wit and her pen
She’d woo all the men
 
A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose
With her wit and her pen
She’d woo all the men
Their dalliances, hers to expose
 
A woman of formidable girth
Decided to slut around Perth
She sucked all the cocks
And then caught the pox
And went crazy and believed in a flat earth
 
On a crisp, clear night
Dracula gave her a bite
He bit and he sucked
Then ran out of luck
So they went to Chicken Delight
 
Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor
I was surprised by an imp
With a curious limp
 
Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor
I was surprised by an imp
With a curious limp
And his fucking was certainly clever
 
I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown
When she started to grunt
I opened my fly front
 
I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown
When she started to grunt
I opened my fly front
And untied her and calmed her down.
 
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