Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Blueskiessmiling]

A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose

 

[Trubbycat]

A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose
With her wit and her pen

 

[__Nathan1968]

A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose
With her wit and her pen
She’d woo all the men

 

[Biggalute]

A beautiful English rose
Could write both limericks and prose
With her wit and her pen
She’d woo all the men
Their dalliances, hers to expose

 

[Biggalute]

A woman of formidable girth

 

[Trubbycat]

A woman of formidable girth
Decided to slut around Perth

 

[__Nathan1968]

A woman of formidable girth
Decided to slut around Perth
She sucked all the cocks

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A woman of formidable girth
Decided to slut around Perth
She sucked all the cocks
And then caught the pox

 

[Biggalute]

A woman of formidable girth
Decided to slut around Perth
She sucked all the cocks
And then caught the pox
And went crazy and believed in a flat earth

 

[Biggalute]

On a crisp, clear night

 

[Trubbycat]

On a crisp, clear night
Dracula gave her a bite

 

[Biggalute]

On a crisp, clear night
Dracula gave her a bite
He bit and he sucked

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

On a crisp, clear night
Dracula gave her a bite
He bit and he sucked
Then ran out of luck

 

[Trubbycat]

On a crisp, clear night
Dracula gave her a bite
He bit and he sucked
Then ran out of luck
So they went to Chicken Delight

 

[Biggalute]

Twas on the twelfth of never

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor

 

[Trubbycat]

Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor
I was surprised by an imp

 

[__Nathan1968]

Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor
I was surprised by an imp
With a curious limp

 

[Trubbycat]

Twas on the twelfth of never
I was out on an endeavor
I was surprised by an imp
With a curious limp
And his fucking was certainly clever

 

[Trubbycat]

I playfully tied her down

 

[Biggalute]

I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown

 

[Trubbycat]

I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown
When she started to grunt

 

[Biggalute]

I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown
When she started to grunt
I opened my fly front

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

I playfully tied her down
With the belt of my dressing gown
When she started to grunt
I opened my fly front
And untied her and calmed her down.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl on whom I once crushed