Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Blueskiessmiling]

She had a puss of rare proportions
And refused to take precautions

 

[Biggalute]

She had a puss of rare proportions
And refused to take precautions
A chance she did take

 

[Trubbycat]

She had a puss of rare proportions
And refused to take precautions
A chance she did take
Now a child will bake

 

[Biggalute]

She had a puss of rare proportions
And refused to take precautions
A chance she did take
Now a child will bake
Unless she has an abortion

 

[Biggalute]

His eyes were full of wonder

 

[Trubbycat]

His eyes were full of wonder
And his dick throbbed like thunder

 

[Biggalute]

His eyes were full of wonder
And his dick throbbed like thunder
Her beauty so great

 

[Trubbycat]

His eyes were full of wonder
And his dick throbbed like thunder
Her beauty so great
Her pussy he ate

 

[SlyderInside]

His eyes were full of wonder
And his dick throbbed like thunder
Her beauty so great
Her pussy he ate
Her body was Heaven to be under

 

[Biggalute]

Her piss-flaps glistened in the sun

 

[Trubbycat]

Her piss-flaps glistened in the sun
Brown like a well toasted bun

 

[Biggalute]

Her piss-flaps glistened in the sun
Brown like a well toasted bun
Sat with legs akimbo

 

[Biggalute]

Her piss-flaps glistened in the sun
Brown like a well toasted bun
Sat with legs akimbo
Everything she owned on show

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Her piss-flaps glistened in the sun
Brown like a well toasted bun
Sat with legs akimbo
Everything she owned on show
Ready for some dirty adult fun.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A pretty young girl from Brisbane

 

[Trubbycat]

A pretty young girl from Brisbane
Suffered a lot from piss pain

 

[Biggalute]

A pretty young girl from Brisbane
Suffered a lot from piss pain
I'm sthor when I pish

 

[Trubbycat]

A pretty young girl from Brisbane
Suffered a lot from piss pain
I'm sthor when I pish
And I thmell like a fish

 

[Biggalute]

A pretty young girl from Brisbane
Suffered a lot from piss pain
I'm sthor when I pish
And I thmell like a fish
The cause I can't ascertain

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a girl from Madras

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a girl from Madras
To whom I made a lewd pass

 

[Trubbycat]

here once was a girl from Madras
To whom I made a lewd pass
I grabbed at her sari

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a girl from Madras
To whom I made a lewd pass
I grabbed at her sari
Was careful and chary

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a girl from Madras
To whom I made a lewd pass
I grabbed at her sari
We eloped to Harare

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a girl from Madras
To whom I made a lewd pass
I grabbed at her sari
Was careful and chary
As i bent and kissed her big arse