Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Deleted member 3041612]

To finish the earlier one that posted at the same time I did:

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair
All but one was a payer
Was a butler that took up space

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She has the most beautiful twat
Highlighted with the tied rope knot

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair
Of which she did not share
With anyone with an ugly face

 

[Biggalute]

She has the most beautiful twat
Highlighted with the tied rope knot
It's soft to the touch

 

[gin53man]

She has the most beautiful twat
Highlighted with the tied rope knot
It's soft to the touch
And excites me so much

 

[lilmissdarling]

She has the most beautiful twat
Highlighted with the tied rope knot
It's soft to the touch
And excites me so much
As I start to tease her non-stop

 

[Biggalute]

Her welts were red and her bruises blue

 

[Trubbycat]

Her welts were red and her bruises blue
Another fun evening with her favorite boo

 

[Biggalute]

Her welts were red and her bruises blue
Another fun evening with her favorite boo
She oohed as he rubbed in salve

 

[Trubbycat]

Her welts were red and her bruises blue
Another fun evening with her favorite boo
She oohed as he rubbed in salve
He told her what nice skin she'd have

 

[Biggalute]

Her welts were red and her bruises blue
Another fun evening with her favorite boo
She oohed as he rubbed in salve
He told her what nice skin she'd have
On her hands and her feet and her backside too

 

[Biggalute]

Somewhere in Wales lived a girl called Gwen

 

[MedicalMuse]

Somewhere in Wales lived a girl called Gwen
Who fancied a fella named Sven

 

[Biggalute]

Somewhere in Wales lived a girl called Gwen
Who fancied a fella named Sven
He called to see her

 

[MedicalMuse]

Somewhere in Wales lived a girl called Gwen
Who fancied a fella named Sven
He called to see her
So she shaved her beaver

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Somewhere in Wales lived a girl called Gwen
Who fancied a fella named Sven
He called to see her
So she shaved her beaver
They met for nights of erotic sin!

 

[Tedfkats]

She loved how he looked at her ass

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She loved how he looked at her ass
Dressing for him, she walked with sass

 

[jbeardo1]

She loved how he looked at her ass,
But he never could make her a pass,
For his two arms were tied,
To his ankles and thighs,
And was gagged with a ball 'cause of sass.

 

[jbeardo1]

She took off his shirt in the car...

..

 

[Trubbycat]

She took off his shirt in the car
Because her teasing had just gone too far

 

[Biggalute]

She took off his shirt in the car
Because her teasing had just gone too far
She pinched at his nips

 

[Trubbycat]

She took off his shirt in the car
Because her teasing had just gone too far
She pinched at his nips
He tongued past her lips

 

[Biggalute]

She took off his shirt in the car
Because her teasing had just gone too far
She pinched at his nips
He tongued past her lips
This was one for her memoir

 

[Biggalute]

Pretty girls with big tits make me horny