Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Biggalute]

Take pleasure and spank her again
She squeals cause she loves it my friend
Bend her double, over a chair

 

[Trubbycat]

Take pleasure and spank her again
She squeals cause she loves it my friend
Bend her double, over a chair
Grab yourself a hunk of her hair

 

[Biggalute]

Take pleasure and spank her again
She squeals cause she loves it my friend
Bend her double, over a chair
Grab yourself a hunk of her hair
And thwack her lovingly on her rear end

 

[Biggalute]

A flat chested girl got some new tits

 

[Trubbycat]

A flat chested girl got some new tits
When her friends saw them they rubbed their clits

 

[Biggalute]

A flat chested girl got some new tits
When her friends saw them they rubbed their clits
They rubbed them fair hard

 

[Trubbycat]

A flat chested girl got some new tits
When her friends saw them they rubbed their clits
They rubbed them fair hard
Right there in the yard

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A flat chested girl got some new tits
When her friends saw them they rubbed their clits
They rubbed them fair hard
Right there in the yard
So much, they sweated from their armpits

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A lovely young Irish lass

 

[Biggalute]

A lovely young Irish lass
Had the most scrumptiously edible ass

 

[Trubbycat]

A lovely young Irish lass
Had the most scrumptiously edible ass
I gobbled her bum

 

[Biggalute]

A lovely young Irish lass
Had the most scrumptiously edible ass
I gobbled her bum
Then stuck up my thumb

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A lovely young Irish lass
Had the most scrumptiously edible ass
I gobbled her bum
Then stuck up my thumb
And thus reduced my social class.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from the wrong side of town

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl from the wrong side of town
Was fucking some upper class clown

 

[Biggalute]

A girl from the wrong side of town
Was fucking some upper class clown
He came too quick

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl from the wrong side of town
Was fucking some upper class clown
He came too quick
So she grabbed a stick

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from the wrong side of town
Was fucking some upper class clown
He came too quick
So she grabbed a stick
As her smile turned into a frown.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a woman named Grace

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair
Of which she did not share

 

[Tedfkats]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair
All but one was a payer

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a woman named Grace
She lived right there, on Peyton Place
She lured men to her lair
Of which she did not share
And the men were mostly abased.

 

[Trubbycat]

She has the most beautiful twat