Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[lilmissdarling]

Pretty girls with big tits make me horny

But my pickup lines are way too corny

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Pretty girls with big tits make me horny
But my pickup lines are way too corny
I need to get hip

 

[Biggalute]

Pretty girls with big tits make me horny
But my pickup lines are way too corny
I need to get hip
To make her strip

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Pretty girls with big tits make me horny
But my pickup lines are way too corny
I need to get hip
To make her strip
And get up off my sore knee.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with the sexiest smile

 

[Biggalute]

A girl with the sexiest smile
Flirted with the greatest of guile

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with the sexiest smile
Flirted with the greatest of guile
She'll slay with her eyes

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with the sexiest smile
Flirted with the greatest of guile
She'll slay with her eyes
Then tell lots of lies

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with the sexiest smile
Flirted with the greatest of guile
She'll slay with her eyes
Then tell lots of lies
But you’ll be happy for a while

 

[Biggalute]

They danced naked on the 1st of May

 

[Trubbycat]

They danced naked on the 1st of May
Then snuck off for a place to lay

 

[Biggalute]

They danced naked on the 1st of May
Then snuck off for a place to lay
They frolicked till dawn

 

[Trubbycat]

They danced naked on the 1st of May
Then snuck off for a place to lay
They frolicked till dawn
On the church's back lawn

 

[Biggalute]

They danced naked on the 1st of May
Then snuck off for a place to lay
They frolicked till dawn
On the church's back lawn
And many a young pagan they did spawn

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl who was not very wise

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl who was not very wise
Was convinced by a man to open her thighs

 

[Biggalute]

A girl who was not very wise
Was convinced by a man to open her thighs
She showed him her bits

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl who was not very wise
Was convinced by a man to open her thighs
She showed him her bits
Then he played with her tits

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl who was not very wise
Was convinced by a man to open her thighs
She showed him her bits
Then he played with her tits
Which brought him a healthy rise.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with a generous rack

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with a generous rack
Liked to play with her gentleman’s sack

 

[Biggalute]

A girl with a generous rack
Liked to play with her gentleman’s sack
Her hands were cold

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with a generous rack
Liked to play with her gentleman’s sack
Her hands were cold
But her technique was bold

 

[Biggalute]

A girl with a generous rack
Liked to play with her gentleman’s sack
Her hands were cold
But her technique was bold
And for wanking she had a wonderful knack

 

[Biggalute]

She had a puss of rare proportions