I was so drunk I would have needed to Sellotape a pencil to it to get it hard.I'm humbugging all over the fact that you got shitfaced and you didn't think it a good idea to send me drunk dick or a voice message blubbering over how good your life has been since I barged my way into it.
*sulks*
Nah, if you had kids you'd just drink more... That's not my coping strategy. Honest!
Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!
it's an Ikea pencil, mind. Well used.
I'm so fucking wet for you right now.
You're only human
That's not what my Bot lover says...
But an attempt at which one?
Let's just say one comes more naturally than the otherBut an attempt at which one?
Do you do the whole listening to that song, the denim jacket thing? Enquiring minds.Well, it's nearly here! Am I ready? I think so? But I'm still not quite feeling the full Christmas vibes yet but now that everyone is home, I'm hoping that I'll relax into it. We keep things simple here as I don't care about keeping up appearances. We're not a matching PJ family and we go with the flow for what people want to do. And somehow most of our traditions revolve around food...
Though, I have just realised that I've not been Whammed yet!!!!
Personally, my favourite Christmas song is Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. I'll never not sing along to it.
Whammed?Well, it's nearly here! Am I ready? I think so? But I'm still not quite feeling the full Christmas vibes yet but now that everyone is home, I'm hoping that I'll relax into it. We keep things simple here as I don't care about keeping up appearances. We're not a matching PJ family and we go with the flow for what people want to do. And somehow most of our traditions revolve around food...
Though, I have just realised that I've not been Whammed yet!!!!
Personally, my favourite Christmas song is Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. I'll never not sing along to it.
