Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Firecracker]

A woman from Birmingham way
Once fucked a world famous DJ.
He gave her a spin
And said with a grin,

 

[Trubbycat]

A woman from Birmingham way
Once fucked a world famous DJ.
He gave her a spin
And said with a grin,
"Congrats! You're the eighth caller today!"

 

[Firecracker]

She just finished trimming the tree,

 

[Biggalute]

She just finished trimming the tree,
When her girlfriend came home, whoopee

 

[__Nathan1968]

She just finished trimming the tree,
When her girlfriend came home, whoopee
Trim the tree, trim my bush

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She just finished trimming the tree,
When her girlfriend came home, whoopee
Trim the tree, trim my bush
Then you can spank my tush

 

[__Nathan1968]

She just finished trimming the tree,
When her girlfriend came home, whoopee
Trim the tree, trim my bush
Then you can spank my tush
And shoot “tinsel” all over me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A widow with carnal desires

 

[Biggalute]

A widow with carnal desires
Fancied the fellas who fit Formula One tyres

 

[Trubbycat]

A widow with carnal desires
Fancied the fellas who fit Formula One tyres
She would lurk round the pit

 

[munch2much]

A widow with carnal desires
Fancied the fellas who fit Formula One tyres
She would lurk round the pit
And frequently spit

 

[Biggalute]

A widow with carnal desires
Fancied the fellas who fit Formula One tyres
She would lurk round the pit
And frequently spit
and suck their dicks like they were pacifiers

 

[Biggalute]

She was a woman of the earth and a girl of great girth

 

[Trubbycat]

She was a woman of the earth and a girl of great girth
When she walks give her a wide berth

 

[Photog1rl]

She was a woman of the earth and a girl of great girth
When she walks give her a wide berth
She likes to suck shlongs and get fucked all day long


I hope doing two lines was ok.

 

[Trubbycat]

She was a woman of the earth and a girl of great girth
When she walks give her a wide berth
She likes to suck shlongs and get fucked all day long
When she cums she sings a loud song

 

[Photog1rl]

There once was a lad down in Glasgow.

 

[__Nathan1968]

There once was a lad down in Glasgow.
Whose spilled semen made the grass grow.

 

[GirlFur]

There once was a lad down in Glasgow
Whose spilled semen made all the grass grow
His powerful seed fiiled the landscaping need

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a lad down in Glasgow
Whose spilled semen made all the grass grow
His powerful seed
Filled the landscaping need
And left King Charles aglow.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A hunk from the west of Ukraine

 

[__Nathan1968]

A hunk from the west of Ukraine
Had a penchant for porn and cocaine.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A hunk from the west of Ukraine
Had a penchant for porn and cocaine
His girlfriend had tried

 

[Trubbycat]

A hunk from the west of Ukraine
Had a penchant for porn and cocaine
His girlfriend had tried
But his penis was fried

 

[GirlFur]

A hunk from the west of Ukraine
Had a penchant for porn and cocaine
tIs a flammable mix, but he better not switch
To the deadlier corn and propane

sorry, I couldn't resist going for the finish