Life changing experience

[Que]

I was hitting on u? Why because I called u gorgeous and beautiful? Lol I was just stating facts. You is beautiful and making fun of me or not is not enough to turn me into a liar

Yes, she be. What it is?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yes, she be. What it is?

Fuck you

 

[Que]

Fuck you

I be a top, yo?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I be a top, yo?

U be annoying, yo?

 

[Que]

U be annoying, yo?

It's a gift.

 

[subdued_passion]

I was just warming up beautiful... but just because u said something imma turn it to the max

Wow that's new to me I thought old lonely bitches like yourself prefer cats.. mind blowing

*blinks*

Now show us how you do it when you turn it all the way down.

 

[smoothg103rd]

*blinks*

Now show us how you do it when you turn it all the way down.

Listen u DOT HEAD MUSTY 7 11 BITCH don't u have 700 gods to pray to? Don't see how u could do that and still find time to get on my nerves

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's a gift.

I could tell

 

[Que]

I could tell

Perhaps clairvoyance is your gift, as annoyance is mine.

 

[subdued_passion]

Listen u DOT HEAD MUSTY 7 11 BITCH don't u have 700 gods to pray to? Don't see how u could do that and still find time to get on my nerves

That is because main samay hoon!




Byron would've got that joke.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Perhaps clairvoyance is your gift, as annoyance is mine.

Nah my gift is pleasing females

 

[smoothg103rd]

That is because main samay hoon!




Byron would've got that joke.

First off idk Byron second idgaf third it wasn't a joke fourth wtf is main samay hoon?

 

[Que]

Nah my gift is pleasing females

What species?

 

[smoothg103rd]

What species?

The same kind as your mother

 

[subdued_passion]

Nah my gift is pleasing females

If you believe that I have to wonder if you've ever even met a woman.

First off idk Byron second idgaf third it wasn't a joke fourth wtf is main samay hoon?

line from the gita, silly.

 

[Que]

The same kind as your mother

Now, why u have to go there wit my seventy-fo year-old moms?

Granny-fucker!

Just for that- the next time yo mama hits me up for a $20 trick imma turn her down!

 

[smoothg103rd]

If you believe that I have to wonder if you've ever even met a woman.

Lol I have three kids... but I bet u I could have that dot head pussy touch like it never been touch but I don't fuck dot heads

 

[smoothg103rd]

line from the gita, silly.

Nobody knows what that is

 

[Que]

Nobody knows what that is

Nobody?

I am fairly certain that at least one sixth of the worlds population knows what the Gita is.

Lol I have three kids... but I bet u I could have that dot head pussy touch like it never been touch but I don't fuck dot heads

How do you get your recommended daily allowance of curry? Surely you don't take it as a suppository? ~ouch~

 

[smoothg103rd]

Now, why u have to go there wit my seventy-fo year-old moms?

Granny-fucker!

Just for that- the next time yo mama hits me up for a $20 trick imma turn her down!

She gets better with age like wine.. she got this move when she take out her teeth OMG!!!! I'm bouta cum just thinking about it.
Boy your mother blows like a champion. In the hood we nnicknamed her shrink cause she definitely a head doctor

 

[eyer]

Reeks of LIfEndEArtH in here...

 

[Que]

She gets better with age like wine.. she got this move when she take out her teeth OMG!!!! I'm bouta cum just thinking about it.
Boy your mother blows like a champion. In the hood we nnicknamed her shrink cause she definitely a head doctor

Speakin' of shrink, yo momma's tweaking got her so skinny she be using fruit-loops as hula hoops.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Nobody?

I am fairly certain that at least one sixth of the worlds population knows what the Gita is.



How do you get your recommended daily allowance of curry? Surely you don't take it as a suppository? ~ouch~

Put some water on that dry ass joke

 

[smoothg103rd]

Speakin' of shrink, yo momma's tweaking got her so skinny she be using fruit-loops as hula hoops.

Wtf u Google your momma jokes for that one? I think that joke older than your mother

 

[smoothg103rd]

Reeks of LIfEndEArtH in here...

Whateva the fuck that mean