Life changing experience

[smoothg103rd]

It's funny that you seem to sincerely have no idea what I'm talking about.

I don't mean funny-weird-funny but rather funny-haha-funny. I literally laughed aloud.

Thanks for that.

I really don't

 

[Que]

Sober is for the boring

ah...so your "life changing" experience changed nothing?

 

[patient1]

Plus the flooring in there is giving me a hell of a time. I got laminate and it's bubbling all to hell.

Edit: I know I've derailed this thread before but seriously how do you fix that? I installed the same type of laminate in our bedroom and it didn't do that. It's fucked up and I don't know why. It looks like air got sucked under it or something.

Start a thread for that.

 

[smoothg103rd]

ah...so your "life changing" experience changed nothing?

Gave me the understanding that life could end quickly

 

[Queersetti]

Gave me the understanding that life could end quickly

How would you even be able to tell?

 

[smoothg103rd]

How would you even be able to tell?

Would tell u to eat a dick but that's like giving a banana to a monkey

 

[Queersetti]

So, aren't you going to tell us what went on between you and your High School English teacher that made you so sensitive on the subject?

 

[smoothg103rd]

So, aren't you going to tell us what went on between you and your High School English teacher that made you so sensitive on the subject?

He didn't pick me for the national spelling bee so I hate him for it

 

[Queersetti]

He didn't pick me for the national spelling bee so I hate him for it

Which nation?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Which nation?

Of Islam

 

[Queersetti]

Of Islam

You couldn't actually name a nation, could you?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You couldn't actually name a nation, could you?

I did

 

[Queersetti]

I did

Can you even name the nation you live in?



Please, oh please, let him say "Brooklyn".

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can you even name the nation you live in?



Please, oh please, let him say "Brooklyn".

Nope!

 

[Queersetti]

Nope!

I'm not surprised.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm not surprised.

How many licks dose it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Garnate]

I think a ceasefire should be called if you're not going to step your game up, smoothg. This is getting painful to watch.

 

[Que]

I think a ceasefire should be called if you're not going to step your game up, smoothg. This is getting painful to watch.

I dunno. One can still hone one's rapier on a dull stone.

 

[Garnate]

I dunno. One can still hone one's rapier on a dull stone.

Truth! But judges would've called this fight long ago. Now he's all bloody and dying.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I think a ceasefire should be called if you're not going to step your game up, smoothg. This is getting painful to watch.

I was just warming up beautiful... but just because u said something imma turn it to the max

 

[Garnate]

I was just warming up beautiful... but just because u said something imma turn it to the max

I hope you're happy. I just about pissed myself reading that. My dog is TERRIFIED by the sounds I just made.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I hope you're happy. I just about pissed myself reading that. My dog is TERRIFIED by the sounds I just made.

Wow that's new to me I thought old lonely bitches like yourself prefer cats.. mind blowing

 

[Garnate]

Wow that's new to me I thought old lonely bitches like yourself prefer cats.. mind blowing

NOW you get it. Hard to hit on a chick that's been making fun of you, huh?

 

[Que]

Truth! But judges would've called this fight long ago. Now he's all bloody and dying.

"Come back here..I'll but you with my 'ead, I will!"

NOW you get it. Hard to hit on a chick that's been making fun of you, huh?

Do you usually charge extra for that? I am asking for a friend.

 

[smoothg103rd]

NOW you get it. Hard to hit on a chick that's been making fun of you, huh?

I was hitting on u? Why because I called u gorgeous and beautiful? Lol I was just stating facts. You is beautiful and making fun of me or not is not enough to turn me into a liar