I need a women to Masturbate

[daddyfluff]

Hello
i want a women who can screw me anywhere
i want a women who is in need of constant sex
i want a women who will try anything(threesome masturbation in public
i want a women who will masturbate do me anytime i want and when i don't want it masturbate even more
i am not in the mood for fun but fun sex
if u want to email me or respond then please do
we can have sex cyber masturbate for each other anything

 

[April]

Take it to the personals section.
That's what it's there for.

 

[Latina]

Damn, why is it guys just don't GET it! "I want" four times! What about what SHE wants, huh? Offer to hold her, romance her, show her love and respect. THEN ask for what you want, and unless she's a selfish B**CH she'll give you all that and more.

And yes, probably belongs in personal ads section.

-- Latina

 

[Thumper]

All iwant for Christmas...

Maybe if he is a good boy Sandy Claws will bring him something nice...

For sure the Easter Bunny ain't gonna help him...

 

[Guest]

Sounds like my kind of guy!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You picked your name well me amigo

Yes, I am that obsessed with sex. However, if I had a man that expected me to just masturbate when he wasn't in the mood to help out, even though my sex drive is what he wanted in the first place? I wouldn't have him for long.

So, here is question for ya daddyfluff. If you did find your sex obsessed woman that was always hot and ready to go whenever you were and always hot and ready to go when you're not, what makes you think she's gonna stick around when you can't satisfy her? Why on earth would you want a woman you couldn't satisfy? You really want your ego tromped on that badly, to know you aren't good enough to satisfy your woman?

 

[Melody_lane]

seriously...

I want a man with good grammar and spelling skills!

 

[Purple Haze]

(laughing really hard)

 

[Melody_lane]

Hey...

That isn't nice-I was being serious, Mr. Haze!

 

[Purple Haze]

I have a truckload of grammar. You give me wood.

 

[Melody_lane]

Men just don't get it!

It's not what I give you, it's what you give me.
Now, would you give me your wood?

 

[wolfy]

Cry....i'm screwed...or actually not screwed...My spelling
and grammar sucks!! I think I have some strange curse tho since I misspell every other word when typing.
Even tho I have a pretty good vocabulary I don't think I know the meaning of the word grammar

Knew I shoulda taken an english course in college....*sigh*

 

[Ezzy]

I don't think I know the meaning of the word grammar

Grammer is the woman married to Grammpa isn't she?


EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[R Nitelight]

Moe Szyslak

(Moe answers the phone at the bar)
Hey, just a sec, I'll check. (To everyone) Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

 

[Guest]

That's not funny, Is Mike Hunt here?