Game - private question, public answer

When I first got here and discovered my favorite thread. I enjoyed the people and the friendships from there.

Had a lovely dinner that included Oysters Rockefeller and then a walk on the beach which turned into me being carried

Burberry Touch
 
It is always important to recognize, she might be cold. And if she is, she'll need special care. However, if she is already warmed up - that will make things easier.

If she's cold, give her a few pumps first... let her sit for a moment, then go ahead and try to turn her over. If she is receptive, you'll know it. If not, she'll just lie there and make unhappy noises. If that happens, give her a moment, then a few pumps, then try to turn her over again. If this still doesn't give you the response you want, then she might need to have a little ether sprayed down her throat. That usually gets things going in a hurry. Now, don't spray too much - that could damage the old girl. just a few quick squirts. Then she should get going immediately when you turn her over.

Now that she's "running", you can literally go to town. Enjoy the ride!!!

Next time we'll talk about the importance of lubricants!
 
It is always important to recognize, she might be cold. And if she is, she'll need special care. However, if she is already warmed up - that will make things easier.

If she's cold, give her a few pumps first... let her sit for a moment, then go ahead and try to turn her over. If she is receptive, you'll know it. If not, she'll just lie there and make unhappy noises. If that happens, give her a moment, then a few pumps, then try to turn her over again. If this still doesn't give you the response you want, then she might need to have a little ether sprayed down her throat. That usually gets things going in a hurry. Now, don't spray too much - that could damage the old girl. just a few quick squirts. Then she should get going immediately when you turn her over.

Now that she's "running", you can literally go to town. Enjoy the ride!!!

Next time we'll talk about the importance of lubricants!
That was perfect..lmao
 
Thinking about sliding my hands between her legs and finding she's already soaking wet. Works every time.
 
I don't try overtly because I fear where it might lead. In the lands of nowhere.
 
As your new Prime Minister for the next 24 hours, I am delighted to announce an exciting package of measures to take our country forward:

- Brexit will be cancelled with immediate effect, because it's fucking stupid.
- Taxation will be fundamentally changed, so that rich people actually pay more than poor people.
- Jacob Rees-Mogg will be retired with immediate effect and placed in a museum storeroom with other obsolete 18th century ephemera.
- Anyone wearing Manchester United replica football kit more then ten miles from Old Trafford will be subject to on the spot fines.
- BMW drivers will have to pay an extra dickhead tax, because if they aren't yet driving like dickheads, they soon will.
- Driving a fucking huge SUV a hundred yards to drop off a kid at primary school will be punishable by five years hard labour.
- Anyone convicted of a fine may appeal to my personal clemency as Prime Minister. At my sole discretion, I reserve the right to commute your fine to being bent over my big, mahogany desk with a smooth leather top for a spanking, which will be administered by me. Personally. With the door closed.
You have my vote if you run for re-election pending two minor points of clarification.
- What is your definition of rich? The devil is in the details.
- Can we amend the list of dickhead drivers to include those behind the wheel of Hummers?
 
Laying on my front, deep tissue massage from my neck to my toes lasting at least 90 mins. I'll be a sleep-like state after 30 mins. Then covered with a few large towels and I'll go fully to sleep for at least 2 hours. Massage therapists are miracle workers.
 
Ok I'm down for interesting, silly, spicy questions BUT - I will not be answering the continuous what kind if panties are you wearing, when didn't you last masturbate, what color is your clit questions.
It's very telling it's men asking questions and what those questions are about.
 
There was a woman that I worked with who I just seemed to connect with really well. We were both heads of departments, and tended to work together closely to get the product done. After a while, there were rumors going around that we were having an affair. We weren't, and thought it was funny that people would think that because neither of us would do that. This went on for months with the lighthearted comments and I think both of us just thought it was kind of funny. But as time went on, we became closer and closer. If there was a company meeting, we would end up sitting together. And at some point, I realized I was falling in love with her. One day we went for a little walk around the building and I finally told her. It turned out she also had feelings for me. Shortly thereafter, she left the company but of course we kept in touch. I got offered a job in another city, and invited her to move with me. We got married on our lunch hour and moved. After 20 years of being with the love of my life, she passed away from cancer in our living room (actually, where I am sitting right now).

So, a rumor that we repeatedly denied, did ultimately end up coming true and is a cherished memory for me now.
 
I'm always in.

I've sent a few random questions. Where's the love in return. Oh yes it's a sausage fest. I'll go grab my burger and coat, make like a tree and leaf.

(Read in a light jokey tone people)
 
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I would be the phantom butt plug of doom!!!!!!!! (Lots of exclamation points, thunder lightening for dramatic effect)

I'd look all pretty and shiny. I'd be small enough that it wouldn't look too scary. I'd have an expensive looking gemstone. And I'd be revolutionary and be self lubing.

However, the curse would then strike. Once inside, I'd flair out, and slowly grow in size. The flairs would prevent removal.


However, like all mysterious items. I'd have a Disney-esc escape. If you were able to find your true love and convince them to try anal, relax and enjoy anal (whilst I'm still inside person one) my flairs would close and allow removal.


Very random answer I know. But I'm a random person. But an excellent question. More please!
 
This was such a tough one, b/c in a fantasy world, I’ve been party to both? But only in that context.

I think in reality I’d prefer to be watched having sex, b/c I do think I tend to have a bit of an exhibitionist streak. Not that I wouldn’t enjoy watching, because with the right company/partner, I think watching two other people could be very hot. Sort of like live action pornography? I’m sure, in the little perverted part of my brain, *that* would then flip to being watched, as well? So, I keep coming back to being watched, apparently lol.
 
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