Game - private question, public answer

[water_moutina]

You gotta kiss it. There's no better way. Yes, touch it and play with it but nothing better than kissing it. In fact the wide community of scienTits are on constant debate if it's more arousing to kiss it with your lips or with the one eyelid monster. I say why not both. That's why 3some we're invented. Anyway, I digress

 

[J_Bone]

I’m in for some

 

[RaineDrops]

If there’s no slit, it won’t fit!

Do your legs have a slit between them? Do your legs open wide whenever you have the urge? Are you able to put one foot forward, followed by the other, and slowly walk, or do you need to crawl and wiggle over to your destination? If the answer to the above questions is no, then this product is not suitable for you. You are better off jumping over the edge of a cliff straight into the ocean.

They do have an exchange policy, but the only thing that can be exchanged is the color. Even though the quality is superior than anything I’ve seen, I wouldn’t buy it again, unless I find the One that I truly love.

 

[Nicefella]

I think the back of a woman’s shoulders and her hip bone are my favorites. Not sure why. They just are. I love kissing them.

One bite at a time.

 

[BrendaBear]

I joined up with some friends camping in RVs and there was some other people there as well. It turns out, they are part of a pretty tight group and don’t accept people easily, but after a short period of time, my friends told me the others they were fine with me being there. The exact compliment was a bit more personal then I will share so publicly, but it meant a whole lot to me.

 

[madmatt618]

A game for a fine Friday afternoon...

Rules -
1. Volunteer here to get a question in your pm from someone
2. Post the answer in this thread but you're not allowed to say what was the question or who asked it

Now y'all are seasoned pervs so I don't have to tell you how you can avoid asking too private questions and still keep it naughty/fun

https://miro.medium.com/max/1294/1*kmqAtCtdYJq5JEYU2BFhUg.gif

Definitely game…ask away

 

[madmatt618]

You must first calmly set the tool down.

Immediately look for a rag or towel to wrap it up with. If it came completely off, look for it, and place it in a sandwich baggie.

Once you have controlled the bleeding, immediately dial 911 for an ambulance using your other hand.

Alternatively, you can throw the tool, start screaming, and then run in circles until you bleed-out or pass-out, whichever comes first.

 

[Orchidea73]

You know, I've had an affair with a married woman (clandestine, not husband-approved) but one thing I'd like to try is sex with my S.O.'s daughter.

What's S.O.? Someone's?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

What's S.O.? Someone's?

Significant Other

 

[RandallOldman]

What's S.O.? Someone's?

Significant Other.

It's what we who are too old to have a "girlfriend" call our girlfriend.

 

[Orchidea73]

Significant Other

Ah, that makes sense.
I was confused because I was thinking; isn't every woman someone's daughter? lol

 

[Orchidea73]

Significant Other.

It's what we who are too old to have a "girlfriend" call our girlfriend.

lol
I continue to call it boyfriend or partner. If we're not married.
Significant Other sounds fine too. Although, I'm thinking who would we call Un-significant other?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

lol
I continue to call it boyfriend or partner. If we're not married.
Significant Other sounds fine too. Although, I'm thinking who would we call Un-significant other?

Personally, I'd call the boyfriend the Un-significant other and the cat and dog the Significant Others. .. but I guess that depends on who's in the doghouse that day

 

[Mav Unlimited]

lol
I continue to call it boyfriend or partner. If we're not married.
Significant Other sounds fine too. Although, I'm thinking who would we call Un-significant other?

Insignificant Other? I can think of a few scenarios

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Insignificant Other? I can think of a few scenarios

Insignificant! I thought it didn't sound right but I can't for the life of me recall what to use instead of un-

 

[Orchidea73]

Insignificant Other? I can think of a few scenarios

https://c.tenor.com/xqzDSZp3OIsAAAAC/jesschesapeake-shores-chessies.gif

 

[Orchidea73]

Insignificant! I thought it didn't sound right but I can't for the life of me recall what to use instead of un-

Stick with my version. We'll make it a trend.
Could confuse some people and it's more fun.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Stick with my version. We'll make it a trend.
Could confuse some people and it's more fun.

It does sound very Alice in Wonderland, I'm in!
Down the rabbit hole we go

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Insignificant! I thought it didn't sound right but I can't for the life of me recall what to use instead of un-

Came very naturally to me. I wonder why.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Stick with my version. We'll make it a trend.
Could confuse some people and it's more fun.

I am not arguing with you two

 

[Orchidea73]

I am not arguing with you two

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[Mav Unlimited]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0ErS7PPX1XdOlW8g/giphy.gif

https://pics.me.me/thumb_stop-being-fomo-and-beawesome-instead-stop-being-fomo-and-53658717.png

 

[Orchidea73]

https://pics.me.me/thumb_stop-being-fomo-and-beawesome-instead-stop-being-fomo-and-53658717.png

https://c.tenor.com/UhEkHvGhaZ4AAAAM/megan-mullally-karen-walker.gif

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I need to get up early tomorrow, ladies (and gents that are lurking). I am heading to bed.

 

[AlexBailey]

Insignificant Other? I can think of a few scenarios

A “more-or-less significant other” covers all possibilities.