AnnyMouse28
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That was perfect..lmaoIt is always important to recognize, she might be cold. And if she is, she'll need special care. However, if she is already warmed up - that will make things easier.
If she's cold, give her a few pumps first... let her sit for a moment, then go ahead and try to turn her over. If she is receptive, you'll know it. If not, she'll just lie there and make unhappy noises. If that happens, give her a moment, then a few pumps, then try to turn her over again. If this still doesn't give you the response you want, then she might need to have a little ether sprayed down her throat. That usually gets things going in a hurry. Now, don't spray too much - that could damage the old girl. just a few quick squirts. Then she should get going immediately when you turn her over.
Now that she's "running", you can literally go to town. Enjoy the ride!!!
Next time we'll talk about the importance of lubricants!
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- Taxation will be fundamentally changed, so that rich people actually pay more than poor people.
- Jacob Rees-Mogg will be retired with immediate effect and placed in a museum storeroom with other obsolete 18th century ephemera.
- Anyone wearing Manchester United replica football kit more then ten miles from Old Trafford will be subject to on the spot fines.
- BMW drivers will have to pay an extra dickhead tax, because if they aren't yet driving like dickheads, they soon will.
- Driving a fucking huge SUV a hundred yards to drop off a kid at primary school will be punishable by five years hard labour.
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