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[Hornblende]

I have seen a bit of sanity over on the general board.

Now don't be silly, we know they're all mad...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now don't be silly, we know they're not all bad...

We can make a peach pie with the ones on the turn.
You like pie, don't you?

 

[Ask For More]

You like pipe, don't you?

I quit smoking a while ago

 

[Hornblende]

I quit streaking a while ago

The reports from your neighbourhood tell a different story.

 

[Ask For More]

The retorts from your neighbourhood tell a different story.

Do you live in an estate full of comedians?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can I live in an estate full of concubines?

With a voice like that, it's very likely...

 

[Hornblende]

With a voice like that, I'm very lively...

Ah, you have a voice fetish. *puts on posh Brit accent*

 

[LizVegas79]

So what position am I applying for?

 

[barefootgirl69]

So what position do you want me in?

I think I'll leave that up the photographer.

 

[Hornblende]

I think I'll leave that up to the pornographer.

Hey everyone! barefootgirl has her own personal pornographer!

 

[Ask For More]

Hey everyone! barefootgirl has her own perspicacious pornographer!

Porn with an intellectual twist?

 

[Hornblende]

Porn with an intellectual's wrist?

Well, that's the traditional approach to porn!

 

[Bjerget]

What's the traditional approach to porn?

I thought a connoisseur such as yourself knew all about men's periodicals.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I thought a cunnilinguist, such as yourself, knew all about women's periodicals.

Ummm...are those the bumpy parts inside - sort of?

 

[Hornblende]

Ummm...Can I put my bumpy parts inside - sort of?

Look Jeff, I've told you before. You insert the long straight bit.

 

[LizVegas79]

Look Jeff, I've told you before. You do the straight bit, I'm the funny one.

Our You Tube channel is blowing up!

 

[Hornblende]

Our You Porn channel is blowing up!

You've got a channel?! Count me in...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oral sex in the Chunnel?! Count me in...

Just keep your eyes on traffic!

 

[Ask For More]

Just keep your eyes on prophylactics!

Did he get a disease from watching too much porn?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did he get a hard-on from watching too much porn?

Is there such a thing as "too much"?

 

[lowphat]

Is there such a thing as "too Butch"?

Guess that depends on your point of view

 

[barefootgirl69]

Guess I agree with your point of view

That's because I'm usually right.

 

[Hornblende]

That's because I'm usually tight.

Umm, are we talking alcohol here? Or lady parts?

 

[lowphat]

Umm, are we talking alcohol here? Or lady farts?

Wow, I'm not even touching that one

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wow, I wanna touch that one

I just pulled those biscuits from the oven!
*swats him with a dish towel*