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[Hornblende]

No sunbathing - suits required!

Does my "birthday suit" count?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Does my "new suit" make me look fat?

Hmm.. turn around again.... nice... tailoring.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hmm.. you've turned me on again.... nice... .

Or is it still?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Or is it Memorex?

I think they call it SoundCloud these days.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think they call it "smashing his like" these days.

I still prefer, "boinking", "doin' the wild thing" or "making the beast with two backs", but kids will have their slang.

 

[Hornblende]

I still prefer, "oinking", but pigs will have their own slang.

Tell us again about your bestiality kink?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Tell us again about your best award?

Oh, I don't know, I have so many to choose from.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I don't know, I have to manage a cheese farm.

I'll have a well-matured Cheddar, please.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll have a well-matured chick, please.

Damn straight! Older women are the best!!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dire Straits! Older bands are the best!!

I'm more a nineties indie rock man myself

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I more of a nineties man, women that age make me rock hard!

This is what I love about Lit, we can all let our Kink out without ridicule!

 

[OldUncleJack]

This is what I love about Lit, we can all get our cocks out however minuscule!

I have to admire your bravery!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have to admire your boner! My Domme makes me.

Wow, so a ninety year old Domme who is into that, dayum dude!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Wow, can you get me a ninety year old dude who is into me??

well i can ask around...try personals?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

well i fuck around: craigslist personals!

That's kind of skanky, isn't it?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's kind of sleasy, isn't it?

Naw...women are usually complimented when you look into their bedroom windows at night!

 

[Hornblende]

Naw...women are usually complimented when you look at them through two-way mirrors at night!

Mind you don't get arrested.

 

[Ask For More]

Mind you don't get Bucharrested.

What happens in Romania stays in Romania...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What happened to Romania?

I don't know, did it change?

 

[Ask For More]

I don't know, did tits change?

I an unaware of any breast amendments.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am uninterested in any breasts.

I think there's a tiny tits page in the fetish section, you might find what your looking for ... or not looking for...there.

 

[Hornblende]

I think there's a tiny misprint in the fetish section.

Sailor, have you been proof-reading the threads again?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sailor, have you been posting your nips in the threads again?

I'd like to see that!

 

[Hornblende]

I'd like to scream through my hat!

It can be arranged...

 

[barefootgirl69]

People can be deranged...

I have seen a bit of that over on the general board.