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[Lia Monde]

I just put my roll in her oven!

I thought a gentleman didn't tell.

 

[Hornblende]

I knew a gentleman who didn't swell.

Did you suggest Viagra?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you pick up the Viagra?

No... I know other ways to make you... talk.

 

[Ask For More]

No... I know other ways to make you... balk.

You must be into some sick stuff!

 

[Stillstiff]

You must be from around here.

No, I'm just visiting.

 

[LizVegas79]

No, I'm just on a stake-out.

Then stop pointing your binoculars pointing at my bedroom window. The fugitive you're looking for lives on the first floor!

 

[Stillstiff]

Then stop pointing your binoculars pointing at the sky. The fugitive you're looking for lives on the first floor!

I think I've found the fugitive that's been on the new.

 

[Lia Monde]

I think I've found the fugitive that's been on top of you.

That's one way to divert a runaway.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's one way to divert traffic.

Well, even though it was just a penny, I had to bend over to pick it up. Didn't want to litter.

 

[Hornblende]

Well, even though it was just a penis, I had to bend over to pick it up. Didn't want to titter.

Hey, a cock’s a cock! No need to be shy...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, my cock’s a big cock! No need to be shy...

I'm not shy. I'm stunned. How will he fit in the hen house?

 

[Ask For More]

I'm not shy. I'm stunned. How will he fit in the pent house?

You live in a penthouse?? I'm jealous.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You've been a centerfold in Penthouse?? I'm jealous.

Don't be, the bunny ears looked silly.

 

[Ask For More]

Don't be, the funny bears looked silly.

Well they are bears.....

 

[Lia Monde]

Well, you're often bare.....

That must get chilly in Winter.

 

[Hornblende]

I just get silly in Winter.

Well you should do so all year!

 

[Stillstiff]

Well have you tried doing it all year?

I think that she would enjoy it if she did.

 

[Lia Monde]

I think that she would enjoy it blindfolded.

A little mystery can be stimulating.

 

[Hornblende]

A little mastery can be stimulating.

A little slavery, too, for those who choose it!

 

[Ask For More]

A little slavery, too, for those who abuse it!

That escalated quickly

 

[Lia Monde]

That degenerated quickly

For some, it's a short path to depravity.

 

[Hornblende]

For cum, take a short path to depravity.

Did you use a map?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you use a crop?

I was hoping YOU did!

 

[Hornblende]

I was groping YOU!

Ah, I thought I sensed a disturbance in the force!

 

[Lia Monde]

Ah, a sensual disturbance on the floor!

Couldn't even wait for the bedroom.