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[Hornblende]

Why are there restraints in the bedroom.

Don’t worry about it, just lie back down...

 

[Lia Monde]

Don’t worry about it, you'll like being tied down...

Looks like the tables have turned.

 

[Hornblende]

Looks like I’m able to squirm.

Oh, hang on, I’ll make some adjustments!

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh, hang on, I’ll be done in a minute!

I think she will need more time than that.

 

[Hornblende]

I think sheep will need more time than that.

I bow to the breadth of your experience.

 

[LizVegas79]

I bow to the width of your exuberance.

Try not to get any in my hair, okay? I just washed it.

 

[Hornblende]

Try not to get in my lair, okay? I just washed it.

But, but... A freshly washed lair and I have to be there!

 

[barefootgirl69]

But, but... A kinky lair and I have to be there!

Take me with you!

 

[Stillstiff]

Talk to me!

I would like nothing better than to whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

 

[LizVegas79]

I would like nothing better than to whisper nothing in your ear.

So what are you trying to say?

 

[Hornblende]

So what do you want to play?

I thought perhaps “Hide the sausage”.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I thought definitely “Slide the Sausage”.

Well, why didn’t say so in the first place?

 

[Ask For More]

Well, why didn’t say so in the worst place?

Where could that be?

 

[Hornblende]

Where could I pee?

Hey, this is Lit - at least one Litster will indulge you!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey, forget it - no Litster will indulge you!

That seems harsh. Can't you show a little more encouragement?

 

[Hornblende]

Can't I show a little more embonpoint?

Jeff! Put your moobs away!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Jeff! Put your moobs in my mouth!

I know some ladies who would enjoy watching this, but I'm really disturbed!

 

[Hornblende]

I know some sailors who would enjoy watching me luffing!

Don't pollute Lit with your filthy nautical talk.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't tease me with your filthy nautical walk.

Can I tease you some other way?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Can I tease your SO like I did the other day?

Absolutely! It was the most action I got all month!

 

[Hornblende]

Absolutely! It was all mouth no action!

A mouth is all you need, sometimes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A month is all you need, fun times.

A lot of fluids to stay hydrated, too!

 

[Hornblende]

A lot of lube to stay hydrated, too!

I'm sure you won't be needing any lube.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm sure you won't be needing any food.

You're not even taking me to dinner first?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You're not even taking me anally?

I'll take you every which way!