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[Hornblende]

I'll fake it every which way!

I never had you down as a faker, Sailor!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm gonna hold you down, fake Sailor!

Use rope and a bowline knot, that'll hold him!!!

 

[Hornblende]

Use rope and a blowjob, that'll hold him!!!

Well that might be your strategy, but it isn't mine.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well I might be your crush, but you isn't mine.

Geez, man, that's Harsh! BFG, You'll always be my crush!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Geez, BFG, I'll always be available to quench your desires!

Hey... that's my line!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey, that's my pussy

And it's beautiful!

 

[barefootgirl69]

And you're beautiful!

You're just saying that to get in my panties!



Shhhh... you weren't supposed to tell

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm just saying, get in my panties!


... you're supposed to lick

Yes, milady, as you wish.

 

[Hornblende]

Floss, milady, as you fish.

A touch absurd, but I'm sure she will give it a try.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I touched Abby, but I'm sure I did it wrong.

Did she climax?

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was an anti-climax!

Talk about a fish that got away! Sorry you had to go through that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Talk about a fishy smell! Sorry you had to go through that.

Darling, you're being silly, it's fine and I love it down there.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Darling, you're being sexy , it's fine and downy there.

I thought I'd go natural for you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I thought I'd go down on you.

You're too good to me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're too bossy to me.

I am not! Go take the trash out before we go to bed!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am hot! Go take the position before we go to bed!

Yes Mistress.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, I want you for my mistress.

As long as your wife never finds out.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

As long as your wife joins us.

I think she'd be amenable to that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think we'd have fun doing that.

We would, and so much more besides.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Your wood is so much more!

I'm told it's sufficient.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is this foot-long sufficient?

They say size doesn't matter, but I've never seen a sandwich that big!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

They say size doesn't matter, but I need one that's big!

I thought it was the motion of the ocean, not the size of the vessel?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I thought I was used to the motion of the ocean; I'm starting to feel ill!

Good gravy, Lakey...it's only a water bed!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Good gravy, Lakey! You sure can cook up a great breakfast!

I love to cook breakfast for my lovers.

 

[Hornblende]

I love to cook my lovers.

Do you fry them or grill them Sailor?