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[wildebird]

You ate the entire box without stopping?!

Ummm...chocolates fill a void.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

ohhhhh...you fill my void.

I'm thick like that.

 

[wildebird]

I'll drink to that.

Well, if you're sharing...I'll have a Mai Tai.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, I'm sharing...My special "thighs"

I suspect your whole body is very special!

 

[wildebird]

I suspect your whole body is very supple!

Heh heh - must be the yoga I do.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Heh heh - must be all the sex I do.

Well I think I can help you get some more training in.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well I think you can help me get some more training in.

I can sit on your feet while you do sit ups!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I can sit on your face while you do your tongue exercises!

Just the help I was looking for beautiful.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I don't know what the hell I am looking for.

Ok well when you know, be sure and check back in.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok well when you know, be sure to send a check in.

Who should I make it out to?

 

[TomBoner]

Who should I make out with?

You can use me if you'd like.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You can abuse me if you'd like.

I could never do that! Who would fix breakfast?

 

[MichaelinChina]

You can use my bike if you like

Are the tyres inflated? Chain lubricated?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I don't do breakfasts

Do you do lunches?

 

[babeee]

Do you do hunches?

My intuition is extremely good

 

[MichaelinChina]

My Inuit is extremely good

What's Inuit for snow?

 

[babeee]

What's Inuit for snog?

I'm pretty sure they rub noses

 

[Hornblende]

I'm pretty sure they burn roses

What a quaint tradition that is!

 

[barefootgirl69]

What a quaint addition that is!

Want to see inside my playroom?

 

[Hornblende]

Want to slide inside my playroom?

I thought you'd never ask

 

[MichaelinChina]

I thought you said "Kiss my arse!":

Well you were totally mistaken!

 

[37_ttej]

You were totally piss-taking!

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

[Hornblende]

I find your sack of filth disturbing.

Well you shouldn't be looking in my porn vault

 

[MichaelinChina]

Why should I be eating pop corn?

Well, you are at the movies aren't you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, you prefer 'em moving, don't you?

Yes; necrophilia was never my thing...