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[Hornblende]

Blow,my nose, you know what I like!

Well that's a particularly weird kink

 

[BurningMonkey]

I have some particularly weird kinks

Let's hear them; maybe they're not as weird as you think.

 

[Hornblende]

i fear them; maybe they're weirder than you think.

Don't be frightened and pass me that jellyfish

 

[BurningMonkey]

My clothing has tightened since I started eating jelly...

Put down the spoon and step away...you'll thank yourself...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Get down, you goon, and step away...you'll hurt yourself...

I was trying to reach something on the top shelf! *teetering on the edge of the cabinet*

 

[37_ttej]

I was posing nude on the top shelf! *teetering on the edge of the cabinet*

*runs to get camera*

 

[Hornblende]

*runs to get Cameron*

Let's leave our benighted Prime Minister out of this

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let's get a delightful Prime Rib dinner out of this

Oh, yes...with roasted red potatoes, and you for dessert!

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, yes...with roasted red potatoes, and two for dessert!

Somebody's hungry I see (in more ways than one).

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everybody's blurry - I can barely see (but drinking Peach Schnapps was fun).

Do be careful, Jett...did you save me some?



(on a side note - a Kiss on the Lips and a Red Headed Slut are delicious!)

 

[Hornblende]

Do be careful...did you want to give me one?

Well I'm sure you already know the answer to that one

 

[37_ttej]

Do be careful, Jett...did you save me some?
(on a side note, I had a kiss on the lips from a red-headed slut and it was delicious!)

Sounds like you don't need the peach schnapps, BFG.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sounds like you need more than the peach schnapps, BFG.

Yes, a bed to sleep it off!

 

[Hornblende]

I need a bed to help me get off!

...and what's wrong with the shower?

 

[barefootgirl69]

...and what's wrong with This shower?

Maybe you should try turning on the hot water!

 

[Hornblende]

Maybe you should try turning on the occupant!

What, you mean I can't just stand here?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What, you mean I can just stand here?

Yes, just stand still, I'll do all the work!

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, just stand still, I'll be here all week!

Now that sounds like an excellent plan

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now that sounds like an excellent plane

It is! One that stays up in the sky when it's supposed to!

 

[texou]

It is! One that stays up all night like it's supposed to!

Now that is every woman's dream!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want to be every woman's dream!

You and many other Lit-men!

 

[MichaelinChina]

You want to lick my clit, man?

If you are offering, then I will gladly accept.

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you are suffering, then I will gladly call Dr. LIZ.

I heard she has opened a new office thread.

 

[MichaelinChina]

My bird has destroyed her new cage they said.

You mean she chewed through the metal bars?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You mean she chewed through the granola bars?

Yes, the entire box without stopping!