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[SomeoneFamiliar]

Yes; necrophilia was always my thing...

What an interesting way to pass the time

 

[Hornblende]

I want an interesting way to pass water

Try standing on your head

 

[BurningMonkey]

I give outstanding head

Uh, I'll take your word for it.

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Uh, I'll take you up on it.

I need some popcorn for the show

 

[BurningMonkey]

I use popcorn in my show

What a novel idea.

 

[TomBoner]

I need some popcorn if I'm giving yhou head

That sounds like the friggin' worst idea ever!!!

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

What a terrible idea.

That sounds like the friggin' best idea ever!!!

Disagreements need to be settled by arm wrestling .

 

[TomBoner]

Disagreements need to be settled by mutual hand jobs.

I'm ready if you are!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm ready to go to the bar!

Whoa, slow down now...it's not even 5 o'clock!

 

[Little_Sister]

Whoa, slow down now...it's not even 5 inches!

Do you have a minimum penis requirement?

 

[XsNrg]

Do you have a minimum penis requirement?

Do you have a minimum penis????

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you have a premium penis?

I didn't know they had ratings!

 

[Penuche]

You have a minimal penis.

That, you dolt, is a clitoris!

 

[Little_Sister]

That, you dolt, is a clitoris! Now lick it!

Can I watch??

 

[wildebird]

Can we watch??

Pull up a seat - I think SomeoneFamiliar has the popcorn, right?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Put it up my seat - I think SomeoneFamiliar popped earlier, right?

Turned into a gangbang pretty quickly, didn't it?

 

[mwmnpa]

Pull up a seat - I think SomeoneFamiliar has the popcorn, right?

Popcorn is always good for these events.

 

[Little_Sister]

Turned into a gangbang pretty quickly, didn't it? Can I eat the cookie?

I'm sure she'd let you.

Lube is always good for these events.

#truth

 

[wildebird]

I'm sure she'd let you sit in her booth

Sure, come on in! This is apparently the "Main Event"!

Bring a bottle of wine too...

 

[Little_Sister]

Sure, come on in! This is apparently the "Main Event"!

Bring a bottle of wine, a coat hanger, a can of rediwhip, a box of condoms, and two hamsters ...

Dude! You are like my new favorite person.

 

[wildebird]

hamsters???? spewed out some tea at that image!

Hey, I'm nude - except for this strategically placed rediwhip, my foxy condom earrings and these new hamster slippers. Do you like?

This was unexpected!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was unprepared!

What!? That's unacceptable! What were you thinking?

 

[Hornblende]

What!? That's inexplicable! What am I thinking?

Hang on, I'll send for a clairvoyant

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Hang on, I'll send for more lube

I don't think that's what she meant...

 

[BurningMonkey]

I don't think it's really that bent...

Are you kidding? It's like a corkscrew!