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[SomeoneFamiliar]

Not everyone has to buy the gold bras. Haven't you ever seen cups this big?

Why, no I haven't. That's impressive!

 

[Little_Sister]

Why, not? I haven't tried that yet. That's impressive!

Are we talking about jello wrestling again?

 

[MausAss]

Are we talking about wrestling again? Yeehaw!

Didn't know you were such a wrestling fan.

 

[Little_Sister]

Didn't know you were such a penis fan.

Yep. I think they call it cock worship.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think I need Lakesailor's cock to worship.

Well, if you need it, who am I to deny you?

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, if you need it, I will deny you!

*whines and pouts like a big ass baby*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

whines and pouts, "don't you like my big ass baby?"

I adore your curvaceous luscious ass, and would love to play with it all night long.

 

[Little_Sister]

I adore your curvaceous penis, and would love to play with it all night long.

umm... *looks around* *looks down* yep, still don't have a penis.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*looks around* *looks down* yep, still don't have a penis inside me, I need one.

I can help with that.

 

[Little_Sister]

I can't help with that.

No worries. According to the commercial, it is normal for men, when they reach a certain age to have those difficulties.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No worries. It is normal for men, when they reach a certain age, to need multiple women. I'm happy to be one of them.

And I plan to keep you happy.

 

[Little_Sister]

And I plan to keep you locked in a cage.

Um, no thanks.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Um, no thanks, I don't need all those shoes.

are you alright????

 

[Little_Sister]

are you naked????

*looks around for hidden cameras* How did you know??

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*looks around for hidden cameras* How did you know?? Do you like what you see?

I just guessed, and yes, you're gorgeous.

 

[Little_Sister]

I just guessed, and yes, you're gorgeous except for the stubble down below.

It's winter so if you can't deal with a bush just don't look.

 

[Hornblende]

In summer if you can't deal with a bush fire just don't look.

Well that's an interesting way of depilating

 

[Little_Sister]

Well you have an interesting way of depilating men

Don't worry hun. You're next

 

[Hornblende]

I curry men. You're next

I've always said I make a good vindaloo

 

[Little_Sister]

I've always said I make a good voodoo doll

So you want me to stab you with stick pins?! Freaky. I'm down.

 

[Hornblende]

So you want me to grab you with sticky hands?! Freaky. I'm down.

Well sticky can be good, sometimes. Coat me with maple syrup and we'll talk

 

[Little_Sister]

Well pain can be good, sometimes. Coat me with maple syrup and I'll go roll in the ants

Good god man!! That is a little extreme don't you think?!

 

[Hornblende]

Good god man!! I'm a little obscene don't you think?!

Well we've not really been introduced, but I'll take your word for it

 

[Little_Sister]

Well we've not really been introduced, but I'll still do you

A man after my own heart... or is it my pussy... humm

 

[Hornblende]

I think I just let out a fart... or was it my pussy... humm

I'm not sure you will be able to resist my smooth sophisticated repartee