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[SomeoneFamiliar]

Are you ready? It's like a corkscrew!

I don't know if I can handle that much fun

 

[wildebird]

There's no kidding...it's hung quite askew!

No worries; I know just how to straighten that out.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm going to straighten everything out.

I can handle whatever you dish out.

Oh, this is going to be a wild night...

 

[wildebird]

Hold still, this rope is going on a tad tight...

Wait - did I agree to this kind of play???

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Great, this is going to be fruit salad...

Banana, anyone?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can I borrow your banana, anyone?

I think one of the guys can help...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think one of the guys has a crush on me...

How did you know??

 

[barefootgirl69]

How did you know it was on sale??

I looked at the ads online!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I look at kinky porn online!

pffft...yeah, like that's a surprise...

 

[barefootgirl69]

...yeah, that's where I put my personal ads, Surprise!...

You'll have to send me a link!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You'll have to send me a kinky pic!

I'm scared to.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm scared too.

I don't blame you.

 

[Hornblende]

I didn't flame you.

OK. Perhaps it was your AV that misled me

 

[wildebird]

Oh, Jett...you know it was your abs that enticed me

*looking around for Jett's abs*

Is there an ampic thread I haven't found for him?

 

[barefootgirl69]

*looking around for Jett's abs*

I'm going to start an ampic thread just for him!

You do realize anyone can see it, right??

 

[Hornblende]

I do want everyone to see it.

Well you should start your own Ampics thread then

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well you should start your own Amway business then

Uh, I'd love to stay and listen to you, but my duck needs a plasma transplant...

 

[Hornblende]

Uh, I'd love to stay and listen to you, but my cock resembles a light sabre...

Use the force, Monkey man

 

[BurningMonkey]

Don't force it, Monkey man

If it's lubed well enough, it should slip right in.

 

[Hornblende]

If I'm lubed well enough, I slip down the trees.

...and this is helpful how exactly?

 

[37_ttej]

And I'll help you mow exactly.

Thanks, HB, but I can trim my own pubes!

 

[Hornblende]

Thanks, HB, but I can source my own lube thanks.

Sure? I've got a vat of coconut oil that BurningMonkey recommended...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sure! I've got a vat of maple syrup that BurningMonkey recommended...

Sounds like a very sticky situation!

 

[Hornblende]

Sounds like a very sticky lubrication!

Now that's definitely a contradiction in terms!

 

[Little_Sister]

Now that's definitely a condom!

Not everyone has to buy the gold ones. Have never seen one that big?