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[BurningMonkey]

Have I been behaving improperly?

Yes, but don't stop--we love it.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, but don't stop me faking it.

What? A man of your outstanding character?!

 

[TomBoner]

What? A man of your fucked up character?!

Hey! Just cuz initials are BM doesn't really make him a bowel movement, ya know?

 

[Bitesback]

Hey! Just cuz initials are TB doesn't really make me highly infectious, ya know?

That's not what I heard...

 

[Hornblende]

Your orgasm was what I heard...

Well I hope you enjoyed the show.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well I hope you enjoyed the snow.

The weather is so changeable these days...

 

[Hornblende]

Leather is so unfashionable these days...

Have you tried PVC?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Have you tried PCP?

No, but I got really screwed up on crystal Meth once...

 

[Hornblende]

No, but I got really screwed up on Club Soda once...

Hey, that's a really radical lifestyle choice!

 

[TomBoner]

Hey, that's a really fantastic lifestyle choice!

Ummmmmmmm ... you would know that exactly how?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ummmmmmmm ... you know that exactly how!

Yes, I do...and then some!

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, I do...and then cum!

Can you provide pictures?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can you take my picture?

You have a perfectly good photographer...maybe, I'll just sneak into the picture with you!

 

[TomBoner]

You have a perfectly good body ...maybe, I'll just sneak a little feel with you!

You can go all the way for a suck if you'd like.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'd go out of my way to fuck you.

I know you aren't talking to me Tom.

 

[37_ttej]

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Here am I floating round my tin can ...

 

[Bitesback]

Here am I eating from a tin can ...

Is there nothing you can do?

 

[37_ttej]

Is there nothing you can't do?

Yes, I am a legend.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you think I am a legend?

In your own mind, my friend.

 

[37_ttej]

Own your own mine, my friend!

Hmm, this wouldn't be some sort of shady investment scheme would it?

 

[Bitesback]

Hmm, you wouldn't be some sort of colourful racing identity, would you?

Are you game to flutter with fillies?

 

[37_ttej]

Are you home to water the lilies?

Sssshh! Remember we want to maintain the impression we don't live together.

 

[Bitesback]

Sssshh! My parole conditions stipulate that we must live together.

Which leaves me to wonder just what I get out of this.

 

[37_ttej]

Which leaves me to ponder just how I get out of this.

That makes two of us, bro!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Make that two brews!

Good to know you know what I like!