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[barefootgirl69]

OK, it's long, it's not for the weak or the faint of heart.

Sounds promising! Let's me see!

 

[Hornblende]

Sounds perverted! Let me join in!

Oh, OK, but I get to wear the scuba gear this time...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, OK, but I hope the Porta Loo gets here in time...

Me too, otherwise everyone will be using the bushes.

 

[Hornblende]

use my loo, otherwise everyone will be abusing the flushes.

Your own personal facilities? That's posh...

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'm in your family tree? That's impossible...

Not so! Haven't you heard of the six degrees of separation?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ah, so! You need the six positions of preparation...

We're to get some instruction on Tantric sex, are we?

 

[Hornblende]

We're to get some instruction on Tantric socks, are we?

Are those widely available in leading retail outlets?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm widely available in leading retail outlets.

Are you 'one size fits all'?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Are you one of those, "size shouldn't matter" guys?

umm...what size are we referring to here?

 

[Hornblende]

Do you wear 'onesies' at all?

Certainly not. Tailored suits at all times, except in bed and when being photographed

 

[barefootgirl69]

Chocolate suits me at all times, especially in bed and when being photographed

You sound....delicious!

 

[BurningMonkey]

You sound deciduous!

Well, his leaves have been known to fall off...

 

[Hornblende]

Well, his clothes have been known to fall off...

You've been hacking into my webcam again, haven't you?

 

[MichaelinChina]

You've been whacking off on your webcam again, haven't you?

That is simply an outrageous accusation!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That is simply an outrageous idea!

I know, but just imagine what fun it would be!

 

[TomBoner]

I know, but just imagine what fun I could be!

I don't even need to imagine. I KNOW how much fun you could be!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I don't even need to imagine. I KNOW how much fun I could be!

Self promotion Tom?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Self stimulation, Tom?

Tom is a master of autoeroticism--unfortunately.

 

[TomBoner]

Tom is a master of autoeroticism--fortunately.

Why thank you BM. I'm not ashamed of it either.

 

[Hornblende]

Why thank you. I'm not ashamed of my BM's either.

Yuck! Just yuck!

 

[TomBoner]

Fuck me! Just fuck me!

I think we need to get to know each other better first horny man!

 

[Hornblende]

I think we need to get to know each other better hornily first man!

Now we've talked about this, Tom. I'm not into squirrelphilia

 

[babeee]

Now we've talked about this, Tom. I'm really into squirrel porn

Well they do take good care of their nuts!

 

[TomBoner]

Now we've talked about this, Tom. I want your squirrelphilia

What the hell is my squirrelphilia?

 

[Hornblende]

Where the hell is my Squirrel sandwich?

You're not some sort of cannibal are you?