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[barefootgirl69]

You've not shot off like some sort of cannon ball have you?

Maybe like a rocket instead?

(now I'm singing "Gunpowder and Lead")

 

[Hornblende]

Can I light your rocket instead?

Yes - careful though, it may be explosive

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes - carefully, make me explode

You know me...slow burn!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Can you show me a handbrake turn?

You want to drive like James Bond?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I want to fuck James Bond?

Which one?? There are so many to choose from.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Where are my shoes?

Where you kicked them off last night dear!

 

[TwinkleStars]

Take that damn av down and put the boobies back.

Say 'please' and maybe I will.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Say 'please' and I will, do anything.

Get naked please.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'll get naked, now will you fuck me, please?

Oh, if you insist.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, please insist, I love it if you insist.

OK then. I insist. Bend over and spread your legs.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Only if you persist!

Persistence is my middle name.

 

[Bitesback]

Pestilence is my middle name.

Does that make you untouchable?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Does that make you want to touch me?

Yeah, I would love to run my fingers all over you.

 

[Bitesback]

Yeah, I would love to run you down.

Good, could you take me up the street? I need a few things.

 

[Penuche]

I need a few strings.

Oh yes - I'd forgotten about the puppet show.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh yes - I'd forgotten about the Tupperware.

hmmm divorces are rather messy.

 

[BurningMonkey]

hmmm brownies are rather messy.

But still delicious.

 

[Hornblende]

Butts are delicious.

Well I'm inclined to agree!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well I'm inclined to 60 degrees!

You measure it??

 

[TomBoner]

You want to measure my wee-wee??

Ummmmmmm ... I think I'll pass on that one.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ummmmmmm ... I think I'll pass on the information.

Make sure you use bold type--I don't want them to miss it.

 

[MichaelinChina]

It must be the old type--yes you piss in it.

I thought everyone knew what a chamber pot was!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I bought everything new for the clamoring populace!

Hey, Bread and Circuses worked for Rome for a thousand years.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hey, bread's been baked at home for a thousand years.

Until supermarkets came on the scene. ugh!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Until super models came on the scene. ugh!

Is that even a proper sentence?