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[37_ttej]

I knows his hoes!

You big pimp-daddy.

 

[MichaelinChina]

You should do something with that big pimple laddy.

Yes I should squeeze it.

 

[Penuche]

I wouldn't squeeze it.

How else would you get toothpaste out of the tube?

 

[37_ttej]

You make toothpaste out of the lube?

For that oh-so-shiney smile!

 

[Hornblende]

How else would you get toothpaste out of the lube?

I've told you before to be careful when storing toiletries together

 

[sybarite_1]

I've told you before to be careful when storing sex toys together

Those things feed off each other.

 

[FantasySlut]

I like when we can feed off each other.

I hope you get a tummy full !! Amongst other things

 

[Hornblende]

I hope I get to have my fill !! Amongst other things

Oh I doubt that will be a problem

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh I think you will be a problem

No, I promise! I'll sit right here and not say a word.

 

[Hornblende]

No compromise! I'll sit right here until your second or third!.

...and how many will you have had by then?

 

[barefootgirl69]

...and how many shots of tequila will you have had by then?

There's no telling, but tequila makes my clothes fall off...

 

[MichaelinChina]

The mind is willing but the flesh is weak..

Time to get some Viagra I guess.

 

[37_ttej]

Time to get some virgins I guess.

The Vestal's Saturnalia celebration got a little out of hand: some initiates no longer qualify.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The Virgin's Saturday celebration got a little out of hand: some initiates no longer qualify.

Must have been quite a party...did you go?

 

[37_ttej]

Must have been quite a party...did you throw up?

No, I am a very responsible drinker.

*shines halo*

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, I am a very unruly drinker.

*struggles to get out of handcuffs*

Why don't you just sleep it off, and I'll bail you out in the morning.

 

[37_ttej]

Why don't you just slip your pants off and I'll play with your balls all morning.

Why do I have to take my pants off to play soccer?

 

[Hornblende]

Why do I have to take my pants off to suck her?

Well if you want her to reciprocate it's probably a good idea

 

[37_ttej]

Well if you want her to check your prostrate it's probably a good idea

But I don't want a finger up me bum!

 

[Hornblende]

But I don't want a fish finger up me bum!

What you do with your food is your own business. But yuck!

 

[37_ttej]

What you do with your food is your own business. Butt fuck?

No fingers, no food, no anything else either thank you very much!

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, I don't need your fingers in my food, nor in anything else either thank you very much!

*pulls on gloves*
I promise I'll be careful, just making you a sandwich.

 

[Hornblende]

*pulls on gloves*
I promise I'll be careful, just making you my prisoner.

- what are you doing with those ropes?

 

[barefootgirl69]

- what are you doing with those ropes?

You're just going to be a little 'tied up' for a while...

 

[Hornblende]

You're just going to be a little 'tied up' for a week...

OK, as long as it's only for a week