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[37_ttej]

Let me do you my way; you might like it.

Sure! I'll just lay here and enjoy it, shall I?

 

[wildebird]

Sure; and I'll be enjoying it, lass, shall I?

Ooooh, I love a man with a Scottish accent!

 

[37_ttej]

Ooooh, I love a Mandalorian with a Scottish accent!

Stop press: Surprise casting role for Sean Connery in the next Star Wars flick!

 

[wildebird]

Oh, that is very good!

Stop pressing against my pole; I'm ornery when you flick my dick!

Umm, sorry... most fellows enjoy it.

 

[37_ttej]

Nose picking ... most fellows enjoy it.

I can neither confirm nor deny.

 

[wildebird]

I am neither firm nor dry.

I think I can help to firm you up and have you been drinking?

 

[37_ttej]

I think I can help clean you up Have you been drinking?

I jusht have had maaaaaybe a widdle too mush.

*burp*

Oopsh, scoos me.

 

[wildebird]

I jusht have had maaaaaybe a widdle too mush.

*burp*

Ooh, squeeze me.

I like to call it sensual massage.

 

[37_ttej]

I like to call it a subliminal message.

Wait, I'm getting something.

I sense ...

I sense ...

... boobies!



*thankyou, kind spirits*

 

[wildebird]

Wait, I'm getting dizzy!

A scent of...pubes!!!

Thank you...I'm invigorated!

It always surprises me, what gets some men off...

 

[FantasySlut]

It always surprises me, what gets me off...

Litsters are very curious

 

[TomBoner]

Litsters are very horny ... ALL THE TIME

Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? Are you horny too right now fs?

 

[Hornblende]

Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? Are you hornblendy too right now fs?

I should hope that she is

 

[FantasySlut]

I should hope that she is wanting to use me

Hell, if you're game, bring it !!!

 

[Hornblende]

Help! I'm game, but rubbing it isn't working!

Let me apply some of my special lube

 

[FantasySlut]

May I help you make some of your special lube?

I thought you'd never ask. Of course you may .... come here

 

[barefootgirl69]

. I thought you'd never ask. Of course you may .... come

Thank you! Wait....who are you????

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Thank you! Wait until I tell everyone who you are!!!!

We will all flock to her, I'm sure!

 

[37_ttej]

We will all 'flock' her, I'm sure!

Ewe-phemisms 'r' us.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Eww- did you see what he did to us?

They call that 'mooning', Jett. Don't tell me you've never done it!

 

[Hornblende]

They call that 'morning wood'. Don't tell me you've never tasted it!

I'm sure a woman with your refined palate has tasted once or twice

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure a woman with your refined tones has posted once or twice

*checks out Oxford Don's voice thread*

 

[Hornblende]

*checks out Oxford Don's arse thread*

I didn't know he had one of those!

 

[37_ttej]

I didn't know he had panty hose!

He may have a thread for that too, LOL.

(heehee, sorry Don)

 

[Hornblende]

I may have some seed for my cockatoo

Keep your strange fantasies to yourself Jett