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[37_ttej]

No need to yell, just pick another boot, try to be helpful...

But you know I hate those, Dad. I can't wear them! They look stupid!

*sigh*

 

[MichaelinChina]

But you know Just going on a date, Dad. Yes I know they look stupid.

*sigh*

Why can't your father accept that shorts with socks and sandals are a good look for a 60 year old man?
*sigh*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why can't your father accept that its not a good look even for a 60 year old man? *sigh*

Bare foot is the only way to go!

 

[Hornblende]

Bare-arsed naked is the only way to go!

I couldn't have put it better myself

 

[barefootgirl69]

I couldn't have put it in better myself

Yes, I'm adept at putting my foot in my mouth.



That comment was SO me!!! LOL

 

[37_ttej]

Yes, I'm adept at putting his foot-long dong in my mouth.
That comment was SO me!!! LOL

See, all that sword swallowing practice paid off!

 

[barefootgirl69]

See, all that hush money paid off!

*whispers* Yeah, things are pretty quiet around here!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

*whispers* Yeah, put that pretty thing right in here!

Well I never refuse a pretty lady when she asks so nicely.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well I never refuse to screw a pretty lady when she asks so nicely.

Who would?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You would give a bump to the thread?

I certainly would, it's been far too dead!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I can bring you back from the dead!

I heard that about you.

 

[Hornblende]

I herd sheep - how about you.

Can you make me a Shepherd's Pie?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Can you make me a shadowy spy?

Only if you are very, very quiet...

 

[Hornblende]

Only if you make very hairy quiche..

Well that's just weird. What's wrong with ham and tomato?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well that's just weird. He thinks he's a potato.

One step on the way to becoming a vegetable!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Don't step on the vegetables!

Well, you shouldn't plant them so close to the walk.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, you shouldn't plant your feet so close to walk.

Am I supposed to take giant steps?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Am I supposed to take all of it?

Well, as much as you think you can handle easily...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I don't think I can handle you easily...

I've heard that before!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Have you ever heard that before?

Several times, but never from you until now.

 

[37_ttej]

Summer time lovin', but never from you until now.

And not now either, sorry bro!

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[barefootgirl69]

And I can't go out now either, sorry bro!

Oh, go on! Go out with the guys for once!

 

[37_ttej]

I'm not going out (out, out), like that!

LOL, 'Run BFG'.

 

[MichaelinChina]

LOL, 'Run DMC'.

Please don't laugh at them.

 

[Maraquerida]

Please don't laugh at me.

Stop the comedy routine then.