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[MichaelinChina]

So glad I bought a ewe.

I guess you want lots of kids now, right?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I guess you want a kiss now, right?

Well, actually yes...but not from you...

 

[Hornblende]

Well, actually yes...but my lips are sealed

Super glue accident?

 

[MichaelinChina]

You have an accent?

Just a slight one; they say Aussies have a neutral one which makes mimicking other accents easier.

 

[Little_Sister]

They say Aussies have a natural flexibility which makes mimicking other positions easier.

Really? Care to offer a practical demonstration?

 

[Hornblende]

Really? Care to offer a practical depilation?

No problem - my services are at your disposal

 

[Little_Sister]

No problem - my tongue is at your disposal

Are you free right now?

 

[Hornblende]

Are you a fright now?

No, I've already removed some of my own hair

 

[Little_Sister]

No, I've already transplanted some of my own hair from my balls to my head.

So is the hair on your head super curly now?

 

[BurningMonkey]

So will you cum if I rub your head, now?

Wait--lemme get the popcorn...

 

[Hornblende]

So is the hair on your head short and curly now?

Short yes, curly no . Now, back to that offer of my tongue

 

[Little_Sister]

STOP!--lemme get the popcorn...

You need popcorn to cum?!

My penis is short yes, crooked no . Now, back to that offer of my tongue

Hey gotta love an honest man who knows his strengths.

 

[BurningMonkey]

You need a partner to cum?!

Well, no, but it's a lot more fun that way...

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, no, but it's a lot quicker that way...

Quick is fine as long as you remember... ladies first.

 

[Canbe4fun]

Quick is fine with a long ass member...ladies mouths first.

Well alrighty then, its nice to see a lady who can take control and direct...i thought size didnt matter??

 

[MichaelinChina]

That lady is as mad as a hatter??

Good, then we will get along fine.

 

[MausAss]

Good, then we will sing along fine.

I really don't have a good singing voice, but I'll try.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I really don't have a good cooking sense, but I can fry.

I'll take mine medium rare, please.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll take my leave now, please.

I hope you have a great weekend.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I have a great weekender lined up.

Some guys have all the luck!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Some guys like to fuck!

There's nothing wrong with that!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm fluffing - deal with that!

Can you add my name to the list of fluffees?

 

[Penuche]

Can you add my name to the list of furries?

Okay, but I'd love to know which animal your costume is supposed to be - puppy ears, tiger stripes and a horse tail have got me a bit confused!

 

[Hornblende]

Okay, but I'd love to know which animal your costume is supposed to be - zebra ears, zebra stripes and a zebra tail have got me a bit confused!

Oh come on, I was clearly supposed to be an antelope

 

[Canbe4fun]

Oh come on, I was clearly opposed to eating cantaloupe

No need to yell, just pick another fruit, try to be healthy...