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[Hornblende]

You're my first woman - did I tell you that?

Round of applause for Michael, everyone

 

[37_ttej]

Round of apples for Michael, everyone

Is that Hipster for cider?

 

[Hornblende]

I shoot Hipsters for cider

I never pictured you as a violent man Jett

 

[37_ttej]

I never pictured you in violet, Jett

I'm so with it, HB.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MJjSxXWc3Z8Mk2ClpvpVDNaZRufCzmCTIqB6BB4TCE9fBqP0ewwalRfSbUTe2fBklB9pKx0c6nYUy_r8BiUBPQ=s0

 

[Hornblende]

I'm look like this, HB.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MJjSxXWc3Z8Mk2ClpvpVDNaZRufCzmCTIqB6BB4TCE9fBqP0ewwalRfSbUTe2fBklB9pKx0c6nYUy_r8BiUBPQ=s0

Hmm. Not exactly how I'd pictured you Jett...

 

[37_ttej]

Yum. That's exactly how I'd pictured you Jett...

Thanks, HB. I think.

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/aussie-bum(2).jpg

 

[Hornblende]

Thanks. My "pencil" is an HB. I think.

Not the sharpest tool in the drawer, then

 

[MichaelinChina]

Not the sharpest dresser, then

What's wrong with perfectly good second hand clothes?

 

[Maraquerida]

What's wrong with sloppy seconds?

If you see nothing wrong with that, there's nothing I can say to persuade you otherwise; it's just every shade of wrong, okay?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I've been known to be wrong, okay?

I would never admit to that, ever!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I would never wear Speedos, ever!

No one should, ever.

 

[MichaelinChina]

If I could I would:

And if I could I still wouldn't.

 

[wildebird]

If I could still stay wooden...

According to the ads on the radio, a lot of fellows struggle with that...but there are meds available...

 

[Hornblende]

According to the ads on the radio, a lot of fellows struggle with hats...but there are meds available...

Oh thank goodness, I'm still not sure about this trilby...

 

[37_ttej]

Oh thank goodness, I'm still not sure about this bilby...

They're very cute and make excellent pets.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm very cute and make excellent Jetts.

Jetts of what? Actually, don't answer.

 

[wildebird]

Just a moment...I actually saw ants on her!!!

Calling for an exterminator, quickly!!!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Calling my alligator Quigley!

Don't you think Ralph would be a better name?

 

[wildebird]

Don't you think golf would be a better game?

Why, yes...may I try playing with your club, now, please?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Why, yes...may I have a rub down now, please?

Sure, lie down and I will get started.

 

[wildebird]

Sure, I'm down with going starboard. .

It's the best side for seeing the sunset, since we're heading south!

 

[37_ttej]

We can't ride into the sunset if we're heading south!

Thus ends the less well known classic western, Butch Cassidy and the I-Don't-Know-Where-The-Sun-Sets Kid.

 

[BurningMonkey]

They sent a classic western sandwich, but I don't know where they put the skid.

That must be a large sandwich!

 

[MichaelinChina]

She must be a bad bitch!

Making a mental note to steer clear of her if I see her coming.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Making a mental note to shoot clear of her if I'm coming.

That's very thoughtful of you.