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[MichaelinChina]

Come and root me then?

Thought you'd never ask!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I bought a clever mask.

Save it for next Halloween.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Dave, it's not Halloween.

I know, and my name's not Dave either.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Dave? No, man, Dave's not here...

Why do I feel like I just stumbled into an old Cheech and Chong routine?

 

[Hornblende]

Why do I feel like I just stumbled into an old Canadian poutine?

Now that sounds a bit messy...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now do you think we can get a bit messy...

I think it's a great idea, here's your paint brush.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I think it's a great idea, here's your vegetable brush.

Cleaning carrots isn't exactly what I had in mind...

 

[Hornblende]

I think it's a great idea, I'm panting but there's no rush.

Hmm, I like the idea of you panting!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hmm, I like the idea of your panties!

Needless laundry!

 

[Hornblende]

Need less philandering!

Oh, are you sure? I'd recommend more...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, apples are good! I'd recommend more...

An apple a day, keeps the doctors away!

 

[37_ttej]

A garlic a day, keeps the vampires away!

Zat is joost an old vives tale.

 

[barefootgirl69]

LOL, you are silly!

Zat is the kinda thinking that'll get you in trouble

Well, that's nothing new really! The stories I could tell!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Well, that's really big! The fun I could have!

Oh yes we will be having fun my dear, and for a long time too!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh yes we will be having fun my dear, and for a long time at the zoo!!

Oh, I love the zoo, all the cute little animals!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Oh, I love you too, all the animal instincts you bring out in me!

Why thank you Princess. You know I try

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why thank you Princess. You know what I like

Oh, yes, I know just how to stroke your fur.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, yes, I know just how to use a four stroke.

Well, then - feel free to mow my lawn whenever you like.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, then - feel free to shave my head whenever you like.

Are you sure? It's quite popular these days.

 

[37_ttej]

Are you short? Midget's are quite popular these days.

No, I am not Tyrion Lannister.

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, I've never been tied to the bannister.

There's always a first!

 

[37_ttej]

You're always my first!

Awww, thanks BFG!

*blushes*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Awww, you should visit me, BFG!
*blushes*

I show, so my toes get warm!

 

[37_ttej]

I should, so my toes get warm!

You would, too. It's about 95F here today!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You would be so happy, sweaty here today!

Women don't sweat! They perspire!