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[37_ttej]

Women aren't just sweet! They're perfect!

*coughs*

I plead the 5th.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*coughs* I plead for your affection.

Get up! You don't have to beg!

 

[Hornblende]

Get up! You don't slaver to begin with!

I'm a free man and I'll slaver when I want to!

 

[Hands_Lorie]

Well it was to Munky and it seemed fitting at the time.

Hiya Li'l Sis. Munky here.

 

[Hornblende]

Hiya Li'l Sis. I'm flunking here.

Yep, you are. Try editing the post above yours, that's how this works!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yep, you are. Try photographing yours, that's how this works!

But peeping in your window is much more fun!

 

[Hornblende]

But peeing in your window is much more fun!

Look, I've told you before - you don't have the equipment to aim properly!

 

[barefootgirl69]

is that why the bushes are dying! LOL

Look, I've told you before - you don't have the equipment to BBQ properly!

I'm bare foot and in the kitchen, and the only fire that needs tending is yours!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm barely functioning in the kitchen, and seem to have set everything on fire!

Well, try peeing through the window

 

[barefootgirl69]

*laughing*

Well, try peeing through the tube

That sounds quite painful...


Do you need a potty break?

 

[MichaelinChina]

That's quite a mouthful...

as the actress said to the bishop...

 

[wildebird]

Is the axe's blade on the chicken?




..

What?!? I'll cook it, but I won't butcher it!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wait! I'll look at it, but I won't suture it!

You are a doctor aren't you?

 

[wildebird]

You aren't a proctor, are you?

Oh, yes I am! Do you have some students needing disciplinary care?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, yes! I do need disciplining Sir!

That would lead to an exciting experience for you?

 

[wildebird]

That road leads to an exciting place in the woods for you...

Outta my way; I am going for the thrill!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Outta my way; I am going for the kill!

Calm down! Road rage will not solve the problem.

 

[wildebird]

Come on! Old age should burn and rave at close of day.

Gotta love Dylan Thomas, eh what?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Did Dylan Thomas say that?

Perhaps, he was prone to saying the darndest things.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Perhaps he was going to play the hardest strings.

I didn't realize he was a musician.

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

I didn't realize he was a politician.

Aren't they all this time of year?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Aren't they small this time of year?

I always throw them back; they need time to mature.

 

[Bitesback]

He's a throw back; he needs time to mature.

We can only wait and see.

 

[BurningMonkey]

We only bait and tease.

You are too cruel.

 

[Bitesback]

You are so cool.

Cool, calm and collected...