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[barefootgirl69]

Sweet and sexy girl!

Thanks, now lay back down on the couch.

 

[Hornblende]

Thanks, now lay back down and I'll crouch.

It sounds a little complicated, but hey, nothing ventured...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Driving without GPS is a little complicated, but hey, I like adventures...

I do it all the time, just see where the road will take me.

 

[TomBoner]

I do it all the time, just see the cock and take it.

You're my kind of girl.

 

[Hornblende]

I do Lit all the time, just see where the mood will take me.

Yes, I noticed. Not that I'm on here much

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, I noticed that I'm on here too much

Aren't we all...

 

[37_ttej]

Aren't we tall?

I'm a touch under 6'.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm a touch under 6".

It's a sign of maturity not to exaggerate penis size.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Guys, it's a sign of maturity not to stagger after female bar flies.

I agree, it's better to sit back and wait for them to come after you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I agree, it's better to sit back and wait for them to make you cum, after all you're the man.

I guess I prefer a little more equality in my sexual relationships, but to each their own!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I guess I prefer a little more sex in my relationships, but to each their own!

Any sex in a relationship would be good wouldn't it?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Any sexual reference gives me a woody!

LMAO...damn man, you must run around tenting your pants all the time!

 

[Hornblende]

LMAO...damn man, you must attend to your pants at all times!

Good advice for all of us, I would say.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I need some good advice I would say.

You know, I think IHC has an advice thread, you might ask him. If nothing else, the rest of us would get a good laugh.

 

[MichaelinChina]

You know, after all the shit I've been through lately, I need a good laugh.

I'd love to help but I can't think of one funny joke to tell you.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'd love to help but I can't think of one dirty joke to tell you.

That's ok. You can show me a dirty pic instead.

 

[37_ttej]

That's ok. You can send me a cock pic instead.

Really? That seems somewhat wrong sending one of those to my Little Sister!

 

[Little_Sister]

Really? That seems somewhat wrong, fucking my Little Sister!

Shhh, just close your eyes. It will be amazing, I promise not to be gentle.

 

[37_ttej]

Shhh, just close your eyes. It will be amazing, I promise there's no gerbils.

WTF!!? I certainly hope not!

 

[Little_Sister]

OMG!!? I certainly hope so!

No way Jose. A finger or two is all I'm willing to stick in your ass.

 

[37_ttej]

No way Jose. A jewelled butt plug is all I'm willing to stick in my ass.

Too soon?

 

[Little_Sister]

Too big?

(Lmao. )

No way, just go slow ok?

 

[MichaelinChina]

My llama knows the way, just go slow ok?

Oh I see! Your llama needs time to think about where she is going? Looking for landmarks and stuff.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh I see! Your Grandma needs time to think about where she is going? Looking for stuff in Walmart.

Shopping with the oldies can be a little tedious.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Showing off the goodies can be a little tawdry.

For gods' sakes' man, don't discourage the ladies from showing their goodies!