Dick Cheney's heart

Saint Peter

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What should happen to Dick Cheney's old, tired, boozed and smoked out heart?

I think it should be laid to rest with Harry Whittington's ear that got shot off in 2006.
 
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! -- tear up the planks! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous heart!"
 
I suppose this means he has a pulse again. Somehow it made more sense to me when he didn't have one.
 
"Dick Cheney's unicorn"

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"Dick Cheney's Tooth Fairy"

"Dick Cheney's ability to fly faster than light"
 
I told the fuckers that it had to be buried at a crossroads at midnight.
 
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