Dear X

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Boss.......

Why ask me how my project is going when you are the one that volunteered me to help with another project, because they were behind. Guess what idiot I am behind now.



Sincerely... behind but will get caught up with no help PTK.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Dear Neighbors,

Shut up in the damn pool! We all know you have a pool so stop yelling like 5 year olds.

 

[Rikki_13]

dear ex

quit with the mind fucks already. quit blaming everybody but yourself (which you are responsible for some of this shit) and man up already. you fucked up.

sincerely

tired of your shit

 

[Polynikes]

Dear anonymous internet benefactor,

Thank you so much for the link to the streaming baseball games, I can now watch more than one Sox game per month and thus save my sanity. It's an absolutely delightful boost to an otherwise miserable third world experience.

Sincerely,
If I knew you I'd kiss you regardless of gender at the moment

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Snarky Co-Workers

Remind me if I'm wrong, but all of us are 35 or older, have left Junior High school way in the past, and therefore, juvenile mind tricks should be left there. Explain to me again WHY we can't choose our own friends at work?

Oh. Oh. Yes. I. Am. So. Crushed. That. You. Are. Giving. Me. The. Silent. Treatment. To. Punish. Me.

*middle finger* Here, hold this for me.

Signed,
Your coworker who laughs in your face because she really doesn't give a flying fuck what you think about her

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Snarky Co-Workers

Remind me if I'm wrong, but all of us are 35 or older, have left Junior High school way in the past, and therefore, juvenile mind tricks should be left there. Explain to me again WHY we can't choose our own friends at work?

Oh. Oh. Yes. I. Am. So. Crushed. That. You. Are. Giving. Me. The. Silent. Treatment. To. Punish. Me.

*middle finger* Here, hold this for me.

Signed,
Your coworker who laughs in your face because she really doesn't give a flying fuck what you think about her

Are you sure you weren't talking about Lit...?

 

[Millianthe]

Are you sure you weren't talking about Lit...?

LMAO... well... *ponders for a moment*

naaahhhhh... definitely the menopausal holier-than-thou asshats at work... I might need to borrow your dictionary for words to confuse them with in my reports.

 

[NattyBumppo]

LMAO... well... *ponders for a moment*

naaahhhhh... definitely the menopausal holier-than-thou asshats at work... I might need to borrow your dictionary for words to confuse them with in my reports.

You mean there are no menopausal holier-than-thou asshats at...ah, nevermind.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Gary Cooper,

I know you're old and really dead and stuff now, but rawr.

I would have done you back in the day. Bunches.

*swoon*

Love,
Me

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Gary Cooper,

I know you're old and really dead and stuff now, but rawr.

I would have done you back in the day. Bunches.

*swoon*

Love,
Me

You know how to pick 'em, Lori:

Gary Cooper was supposedly "hung like a horse."

 

[Lorilei]

You know how to pick 'em, Lori:

Gary Cooper was supposedly "hung like a horse."

*perk*

Really?

 

[kendra1980]

*perk*

Really?

of all the weird things for me to remember...so was Danny Kaye!

 

[NattyBumppo]

*perk*

Really?

Yes, but supposedly so was Milton Berle.

 

[Lorilei]

of all the weird things for me to remember...so was Danny Kaye!

Yes, but supposedly so was Milton Berle.

Dear Mood Killers,

Eeewwwwwwww.

Love You Anyway,
Me

 

[niv78]

This is probably my favorite thread to read on this entire site.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Week

Please go quickly so that I can see him again.

A Little Impatient Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pain...

Ok...now you are just playing with me.

I'll show you, I'm going to live AROUND you, nope, not WITH you....around you.

It is my own way of getting a little of my own back.

~You, are on your way OUT

 

[WaitingLips]

Dear My Computer Guru Andrew,

Thanks for fixing my puter all up nice and fancy like
The program included, was above and beyond
Charging me so little to do so,I could of licked ya.

Still sending clients your way

 

[cf23430]

Dear X,

Quit sending virus infected emails to my friends......with out my knowing of it....

Sorry my Mysterious lover

C

 

[subish2009]

Dear Respiratory Infection,

If you don't vacate the premises of my sinuses in the next 24 hours, you will regret it. I'm bringing in the big guns. And don't bother whining about it because I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING ANYWAY! And whose fault is that? Shut up. It was a rhetorical question.

No Longer Even a Little Bit Amused

 

[JohhnyOH]

Dear Condomania,

It's been 2 weeks and the package hasn't arrived yet.
How the hell can I go singing in the rain if I don't have a poncho on?

From,
Disgruntled Penis

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Heart,
Stop your bleeding and whining already. Nobody finds it attractive and I am tired of feeling worn down and battered because of it. Get a clue, nobody cares. Don't be stupid. Seriously.

Signed,
Annoyed Owner

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Tardwiches,

Why do you surmise the ground is a perfectly acceptable place to dispose your gum upon? I am tired of picking your sticky refuse off the bottom of my shoes. Twice this week, I happened upon the same offending piece, unfortunately located in the middle of a high traffic area. How many other people must spend their days listening to the horrifying squeak of gum residue with every step before this comes to an end?

Curse you, you inconsiderate chompers and chewers!

Revoltedly yours,

...i

 

[availableslave2u]

dear rain cloud,
since my asshole husband says that the clothes were dry when he put them in the basket and brought them upstairs and they were wet when i went to fold them, i'm assuming you were in my house. please stay outside and not above my laundry basket. thank you though for only raining on the clothes and getting nothing else wet though.
signed,
had to redry things

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Email-person

You suck.

So much from me