Dear X

[artlover637]

Dear New Co-worker,

If you insist on wearing those low-cut tops, I will insist on enjoying your cleavage.

Entertained graphics guy

 

[availableslave2u]

dear karma,
it's almost time.
laughing my ass off

 

[__Nathan1968]

Dear penis,
Sorry for beating you so much.
Don't know what's come over me.
I promise I'll try......awwww fuck

 

[availableslave2u]

dear yahoo,
quit binging that i have mail and then hide it on me. i'm not amused
me

 

[Wings27]

Dear office chair,

For 3 years you have cradled my behind in loving comfort. I appreciate all the support you've given me. However, since the boys tried to "fix" your wheels and instead screwed up the seat, I'm going to have to replace you. It is not very dignified for me to be discussing something very intense with an employee and you decide to drop me two or three inches. How am I supposed to come off as authoritative?

With luff,
The girl in charge

 

[limiwa]

dear girl in charge;

yaknow the boys fixed myself just so they could watch your amazing boobage bounce, don't you?

Your bouncing chair...

 

[Wings27]

dear girl in charge;

yaknow the boys fixed myself just so they could watch your amazing boobage bounce, don't you?

Your bouncing chair...

Dear Bouncing Chair,

I had suspected as much and I let it go because let's face it, I wouldn't wear such low cut tops if I didn't want them to look.

However it's gone too far, I almost injured myself the other day by hitting my head on my desk because it scared me. (the seat dropping, not my desk)

Alas, it's time.

Luff,
The Girl with the Startled Expression

 

[milly_x]

Dear person on the phone,

I really don't care.

Sincerely,

Milly.

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear Bouncing Chair,

I had suspected as much and I let it go because let's face it, I wouldn't wear such low cut tops if I didn't want them to look.

However it's gone too far, I almost injured myself the other day by hitting my head on my desk because it scared me. (the seat dropping, not my desk)

Alas, it's time.

Luff,
The Girl with the Startled Expression

dear girl with the startled expression,
maybe you shouldn't be under the desk.
just a suggestion

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear person on the phone,

I really don't care.

Sincerely,

Milly.

dear milly,
last time i call you
sincerely,
hanging up

 

[Wings27]

dear girl with the startled expression,
maybe you shouldn't be under the desk.
just a suggestion

But they told me that's where I'm supposed to stay?

Luff,
The girl with the dirty knees

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Tim Horton's,

Other than the usual caffeine, there's is another more insidious addictive drug in your coffee. Come clean right now. We all know it anyway.

~Coffee Junkie

 

[Polynikes]

Dear recently fired employee,

Really? You're surprised?

Sincerely,
Still apparently able to be surprised by the depth of your self-involvement

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear God

In future please send me a scantily clad fit man (preferably in denim dungarees) to tend to my weed ridden garden. My back hurts, my manicure is ruined, I have to pay extortion money to my teenage son for the few weeds he did manage to pull out, and it's still not even finished. I know I'm wicked, but I can't have been that wicked in a previous life.....can I?

Anything But Green Fingered Me

 

[bisolom]

Dear God

In future please send me a scantily clad fit man (preferably in denim dungarees) to tend to my weed ridden garden. My back hurts, my manicure is ruined, I have to pay extortion money to my teenage son for the few weeds he did manage to pull out, and it's still not even finished. I know I'm wicked, but I can't have been that wicked in a previous life.....can I?

Anything But Green Fingered Me

Dear ERF previously known as Eve.

I'm still pissed at that apple thing you did with Adam in the Garden.
Why do you think I give you so many weeds?

God

 

[Wings27]

Dear new office chair,

You need to step up your game here and inspire some confidence in your abilities. If you don't I'm going to frankenstein your ass. Your wheels do not glide with the same grace as my previous ass holder. I almost wound up ON said ass on the floor. I will give you the rest of this week to shape up or I'm going to start taking parts off of you and finding new uses.

Luff,
The irritated girl who is worried she's actually on Candid Camera with all these chair issues

 

[MSH2]

Dear new office chair,

You need to step up your game here and inspire some confidence in your abilities. If you don't I'm going to frankenstein your ass. Your wheels do not glide with the same grace as my previous ass holder. I almost wound up ON said ass on the floor. I will give you the rest of this week to shape up or I'm going to start taking parts off of you and finding new uses.

Luff,
The irritated girl who is worried she's actually on Candid Camera with all these chair issues

Dear Irritated,

Smile.................

And these days Candid Camera is called Youtube

 

[Wings27]

Dear Irritated,

Smile.................

And these days Candid Camera is called Youtube

Dear smartass,

shhh, I know, it just didn't sound as nice.

 

[MSH2]

Dear smartass,

shhh, I know, it just didn't sound as nice.

Dear Embarrased,

Thank you for noticing that my bottom is indeed most wise

Impressed, Me

 

[Wings27]

Dear Embarrased,

Thank you for noticing that my bottom is indeed most wise

Impressed, Me

Dear Impressed,

It was difficult not to notice, it was quoting George R. R. Martin to me earlier.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Impressed,

It was difficult not to notice, it was quoting George R. R. Martin to me earlier.

Dear lucky,

I usually get Oscar Wilde or Marylin Monroe, depending on its mood

 

[Wings27]

Dear lucky,

I usually get Oscar Wilde or Marylin Monroe, depending on its mood

Dear Thespian Booty,

So it occasionally plays dumb?

 

[aniram]

Dear God

In future please send me a scantily clad fit man (preferably in denim dungarees) to tend to my weed ridden garden. My back hurts, my manicure is ruined, I have to pay extortion money to my teenage son for the few weeds he did manage to pull out, and it's still not even finished. I know I'm wicked, but I can't have been that wicked in a previous life.....can I?

Anything But Green Fingered Me

Dear backbroken, manicure destroyed, extortion paying litster.

Buy Him some dungarees .................. you know he is worth it

a gardening wizz

 

[PassionUntamed]

Dear "HAM",

Your days are numbered. Seriously.

You aren't fooling anyone.

Sad thing is, the wife and kids are going to be hurt by your dangerous play. And your personal reputation, too.

Hope you have had fun laughing because it is going to come to an end. Soon.

Very Soon.

Signed,
A Litster Who has your Call Sign

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pain...


UNCLE!