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EnglishRoseFox
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Dear seized vertabrae
Please don't choose now to flare up again. I thought we'd sorted this out, you and I. Don't make me go back and get needles stuck in you again.
Praying This Is Not A Reoccurance Me
Please don't choose now to flare up again. I thought we'd sorted this out, you and I. Don't make me go back and get needles stuck in you again.
Praying This Is Not A Reoccurance Me
lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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Dear Headache,
Please go away, you're not welcome.
Sincerely,
Throbbing Temples Me.
Please go away, you're not welcome.
Sincerely,
Throbbing Temples Me.
Dear men who pm me a year after we have first talked,
I remember you even if you DON'T remember me. There is a reason we stopped talking, so please try to search through your memory banks and maybe something will spark.
I change my av for me, not for your attention. I'm still the same bitch I was a year ago, the one you stopped talking to when you realized I don't do cyber. I'm also blunt and honest and you didn't like that either!
Sincerely,
The Same Girl You Didn't Like Last Year
I remember you even if you DON'T remember me. There is a reason we stopped talking, so please try to search through your memory banks and maybe something will spark.
I change my av for me, not for your attention. I'm still the same bitch I was a year ago, the one you stopped talking to when you realized I don't do cyber. I'm also blunt and honest and you didn't like that either!
Sincerely,
The Same Girl You Didn't Like Last Year
bellaitalliana
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Dear men who pm me a year after we have first talked,
I remember you even if you DON'T remember me. There is a reason we stopped talking, so please try to search through your memory banks and maybe something will spark.
I change my av for me, not for your attention. I'm still the same bitch I was a year ago, the one you stopped talking to when you realized I don't do cyber. I'm also blunt and honest and you didn't like that either!
Sincerely,
The Same Girl You Didn't Like Last Year
w00t you tell 'em wings!
whalee
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Dear men who pm me a year after we have first talked,
I remember you even if you DON'T remember me. There is a reason we stopped talking, so please try to search through your memory banks and maybe something will spark.
I change my av for me, not for your attention. I'm still the same bitch I was a year ago, the one you stopped talking to when you realized I don't do cyber. I'm also blunt and honest and you didn't like that either!
Sincerely,
The Same Girl You Didn't Like Last Year
Now, tell em how you really feel.
*snort* Too much??
whalee
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Both barrels, baby. Never too much!
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear Body,
I have too much going on for you to choose this time to revolt.
You had better behave or, or, or I'll be back at the stupid doctor getting poked and prodded YET again, and you know you didn't like that at all last time.
Something to consider, Missy!
~now BEHAVE
I have too much going on for you to choose this time to revolt.
You had better behave or, or, or I'll be back at the stupid doctor getting poked and prodded YET again, and you know you didn't like that at all last time.
Something to consider, Missy!
~now BEHAVE
WaitingLips
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Dear Ass Loving Carbs,
Okay, I am Guilty ,as charged.
Butt I will eat as much as I like,until I say otherwise
which is in like a week
Unitl then,shutt-up and take it.
Loving Carbs as much as I like, for a wee bit
Okay, I am Guilty ,as charged.
Butt I will eat as much as I like,until I say otherwise
which is in like a week
Unitl then,shutt-up and take it.
Loving Carbs as much as I like, for a wee bit
MSH2
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Dear interviewer person,
No, the Jobcentre told me absolutely fuck all. They're the most useless organisation I have ever come across. If I didnt have to, I wouldnt btoher going in there at all. And I strongly suspect nobody else woudl either. So no, I did not have the required paperwork and documents. Because I didnt know what the fuck I was doing there. Your initial tone did not win me over at all.
Dear Over enthusiastic pavement accoster,
Yes, I;m fully aware you're collecting for a charity. I get accosted by you people every fucking time I go into town. However, I do know somethign about Africa. I lived there for over a quarter of a century. And I know more than a little about charities in Africa. I;ve worked for them, and spent quite some time involved with them. You on the other hand have a bee up your arse and zero [practical knowledge. And getting all offended when I told you I wasnt going to donate till Africa's mindset changed and I found a charity that actually made a difference.......... well Guess how much money you got in your little tin. Fuck all, Exactly what you deserved.
Dear downright rude advanced ticket sales drone,
Fuck you and the chair you're sat on. You were a total, complete, utter prick. I came to you with all the details, even the times, stations, even how much the tickets cost. And you have a go at me because your computer tells you there's no advance fare. Well though shite fella. Mine does. And it says exactly how much. Which means you're bound, by law, to honour the advertised price. You dont have to fucking like it. But your job is customer service, not customer abuse. That sort of thing usually costs a lot more and comes in high heels
Dear Twatty dickhead Mcfuckface,
You moved out. Granted, only next door, but you no longer live in this house. So stay the fuck out. SHower next door, wait in fucking line like everyone else has to. And next time you steal my stuff out of the cupboard and take it next door , I will be coming over there and having words, loudly. That's called Theft by everyone else but you. I dont give a flying fuck that they dont like you. Guess what. None of us fucking like you either. And you still owe me a tenner, you prick. And trying to show me pictures of the poor girl you seem to have wrapped around your little finger? Seriously uncool behaviour. You dont give a flying fuck about anyone other than you, do you? Well some day that's going to sneak up behind you and bite your arse off. And I;m going to laugh, muchly. And trashing my clothes horse? Also unfucking cool behaviour. Its not yours, you dont have the right to do anything with it. But that's just the point isnt it? You think the world exists purely for your entertainment. Well it doesnt.
Fuck the lot of yes,
Me
No, the Jobcentre told me absolutely fuck all. They're the most useless organisation I have ever come across. If I didnt have to, I wouldnt btoher going in there at all. And I strongly suspect nobody else woudl either. So no, I did not have the required paperwork and documents. Because I didnt know what the fuck I was doing there. Your initial tone did not win me over at all.
Dear Over enthusiastic pavement accoster,
Yes, I;m fully aware you're collecting for a charity. I get accosted by you people every fucking time I go into town. However, I do know somethign about Africa. I lived there for over a quarter of a century. And I know more than a little about charities in Africa. I;ve worked for them, and spent quite some time involved with them. You on the other hand have a bee up your arse and zero [practical knowledge. And getting all offended when I told you I wasnt going to donate till Africa's mindset changed and I found a charity that actually made a difference.......... well Guess how much money you got in your little tin. Fuck all, Exactly what you deserved.
Dear downright rude advanced ticket sales drone,
Fuck you and the chair you're sat on. You were a total, complete, utter prick. I came to you with all the details, even the times, stations, even how much the tickets cost. And you have a go at me because your computer tells you there's no advance fare. Well though shite fella. Mine does. And it says exactly how much. Which means you're bound, by law, to honour the advertised price. You dont have to fucking like it. But your job is customer service, not customer abuse. That sort of thing usually costs a lot more and comes in high heels
Dear Twatty dickhead Mcfuckface,
You moved out. Granted, only next door, but you no longer live in this house. So stay the fuck out. SHower next door, wait in fucking line like everyone else has to. And next time you steal my stuff out of the cupboard and take it next door , I will be coming over there and having words, loudly. That's called Theft by everyone else but you. I dont give a flying fuck that they dont like you. Guess what. None of us fucking like you either. And you still owe me a tenner, you prick. And trying to show me pictures of the poor girl you seem to have wrapped around your little finger? Seriously uncool behaviour. You dont give a flying fuck about anyone other than you, do you? Well some day that's going to sneak up behind you and bite your arse off. And I;m going to laugh, muchly. And trashing my clothes horse? Also unfucking cool behaviour. Its not yours, you dont have the right to do anything with it. But that's just the point isnt it? You think the world exists purely for your entertainment. Well it doesnt.
Fuck the lot of yes,
Me
MollyDolly
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alisonwunderlnd
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Dear Twatwich
whats that you say?UHMM not working out?
the hell you say
whats that you say?UHMM not working out?
the hell you say
MSH2
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Sounds like someone needs a hug
{{{{{MSH}}}}}
Dearest Hug Donor,
Yesterday was definitely a Human Incompatible Day
Hugs are always very welcome,
Thankful, Me
bisolom
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Dear tropical paradise.
Yes, you have warm breezes, sandy beaches, and blue skies. But I need a change of venue. It's not you...its me. You have done nothing wrong but I just need some variety in my life. I want ice, snow, sleet, below zero weather, and tornados.
Remember the good times. I'm sure you'll find someone who will appreciate all you have to offer...it's just not me.
Sorry if I hurt you...you deserve better.
Grass is greener on the other side of the fence person.
Yes, you have warm breezes, sandy beaches, and blue skies. But I need a change of venue. It's not you...its me. You have done nothing wrong but I just need some variety in my life. I want ice, snow, sleet, below zero weather, and tornados.
Remember the good times. I'm sure you'll find someone who will appreciate all you have to offer...it's just not me.
Sorry if I hurt you...you deserve better.
Grass is greener on the other side of the fence person.
artlover637
nearing enlightenment
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Dear Adobe,
Please get your phones working like they are supposed to. Do you really think I like being on hold for 30 minutes?
Annoyed yet again
Please get your phones working like they are supposed to. Do you really think I like being on hold for 30 minutes?
Annoyed yet again
artlover637
nearing enlightenment
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Dear new boss,
Check the office help first before bothering me at home, please.
Helpful me
Check the office help first before bothering me at home, please.
Helpful me
someoneyouknow
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Dear Chairman of the Board,
You're a fucking lazy, incompetent baboon who has been put in charge of a nearly 1 billion dollar "retail" organization. If you can't figure out how to delete your email, maybe you should go back to your law office.
Sincerely,
Your IT department
P.S. If you ever think about writing me up for insubordination for not honoring your request to delete your email, I'm sure the Governor, Attorney General and Auditor General would be very interested to know the amount of non-work related emails you get at your state email address in direct violation of the email policy you had sent out to everyone who works under you.
You're a fucking lazy, incompetent baboon who has been put in charge of a nearly 1 billion dollar "retail" organization. If you can't figure out how to delete your email, maybe you should go back to your law office.
Sincerely,
Your IT department
P.S. If you ever think about writing me up for insubordination for not honoring your request to delete your email, I'm sure the Governor, Attorney General and Auditor General would be very interested to know the amount of non-work related emails you get at your state email address in direct violation of the email policy you had sent out to everyone who works under you.
someoneyouknow
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Dear Life,
It is apparent that your soul joy is to torment me at every step and to drag it out as long as possible. You must gain great pleasure in seeing a roadblock put up at every attempt I make to improve myself, to become an even more productive member of society.
You are hereby put on notice that should you not immediately cease and desist from further actions against me, I will have no choice but to go apeshit on your ass. There will be no quarter given, no stone left unturned, no place on this miserable rock that you can hide from me that I will not find you.
No army will be able to contain me, no government will hold sway over me. My smug face will be the last thing you see before I flay you with a butter knife.
If you think I'm kidding, please try me.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. I want my money back. Small bills will be fine.
It is apparent that your soul joy is to torment me at every step and to drag it out as long as possible. You must gain great pleasure in seeing a roadblock put up at every attempt I make to improve myself, to become an even more productive member of society.
You are hereby put on notice that should you not immediately cease and desist from further actions against me, I will have no choice but to go apeshit on your ass. There will be no quarter given, no stone left unturned, no place on this miserable rock that you can hide from me that I will not find you.
No army will be able to contain me, no government will hold sway over me. My smug face will be the last thing you see before I flay you with a butter knife.
If you think I'm kidding, please try me.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. I want my money back. Small bills will be fine.
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