Dear X

[Wings27]

Dear busted ankle,

I know I messed you up, I know that you're angry with me as evident by your lovely shades of colors and your swelling in places that should not be swollen. However I am without kids tonight and I'd like to go out. Go out and wear some incredibly naughty things, including the shoes. The outfit is not complete if I have to wear flip flops and an ace bandage. I wish we could come to some sort of understanding. You can hurt tomorrow if you'd like, can we bargain? Please?

*sigh*

Fine.

Love,
Going to drink herself in to a stupor because she can't go out and dance...girl.

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear "Me" aka "Your IT Department,"

*Cracks door open to make sure the coast is clear...sets a 6-pack of iced cold beer, and a pizza with all your favorite toppings just inside your door...backs up quietly, gently closes the door....and RUNS LIKE HELL!*

SSOTA Club President

 

[bisolom]

Dear busted ankle,

I know I messed you up, I know that you're angry with me as evident by your lovely shades of colors and your swelling in places that should not be swollen. However I am without kids tonight and I'd like to go out. Go out and wear some incredibly naughty things, including the shoes. The outfit is not complete if I have to wear flip flops and an ace bandage. I wish we could come to some sort of understanding. You can hurt tomorrow if you'd like, can we bargain? Please?

*sigh*

Fine.

Love,
Going to drink herself in to a stupor because she can't go out and dance...girl.

Go out with the ankle bandaged. Great conversation starter and that sympathy angle can be very effective.

 

[Wings27]

Go out with the ankle bandaged. Great conversation starter and that sympathy angle can be very effective.

But I'm not going for sympathy! Nah, I don't want to risk doing any more damage, I might treat myself to a movie though. SOMETHING to say I've not wasted a night of freedom.

 

[PhDinSB]

Dear 5 O' Clock,

Please get here faster. Thanxkbai.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Uncaring Coworkers,

It's fucking sad to see a group of developmentally disabled adults get excited over egg salad sandwiches- just because no one ever takes the time to make them "special" lunches.

It's also fucking sad that every meal in that house is prepacked, frozen, processed shit. Wouldn't teaching cooking skills be a good thing? How much longer would it take to make a homemade pates chinois (or shepherd's pie, to all you non-French speakers ) as opposed to the flavourless, expensive, frozen one you serve?

It's pathetic. It's really sad that they can only count on one homemade meal a week- Saturday morning breakfast. Making breakfast isn't even a part of my job- yes, I enjoy it, but I also think it's important. I wouldn't want to eat the same thing every day for breakfast- especially considering you serve them the same fucking rigatoni and meatballs/pates chinois/macaroni and cheese/hamburgers/fish and chips every fucking week

You've all been working there too long, and you're all as fucking useless as a tit on a bull. Move on if you don't care anymore, because you're not doing the clients any favours by sticking around. It doesn't matter what their mental capacity is- you have no idea how appreciative they are. A few minutes cooking sausage, flipping pancakes, and cutting up fresh fruit, and you wonder why they're so happy in the morning. Aren't you happier with a lovely breakfast?

Assclowns, the lot of you. You all need to be booted out of your unhealthy ruts at work for the betterment of the clients.

Signed,

Pissed Off "New Girl"

aka The Only One Who's Been There Less Than 10 Years

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Small And Stinky Dog

Please don't tell me that scratching you keep doing is fleas!

Heading For The Pet Shop Me

 

[desideratum]

Dear Inkjet Printer,

I know, I know, I *do* understand, honest! -- that you are feeling overworked and underpaid. But do you think you could please get back to work sometime before Monday morning, without me having to spend another 4 hours trying to satiate you? I saw you blink at me! That's not going to work this time buddy!

signed,
Thinking of replacing you

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear All The Guys That Have My Digits.


I will be at the Ivy tonight, you will have as much chance to converse with me as you had by not using the digits! To the ones that used them that I told I was busy, you have a chance all be it small. To the one that used the digits to make me wet, it could be a yummy night.......lmao




Sincerely..Use the digits if I give them PTK......

 

[artlover637]

Dear Inkjet Printer,

I know, I know, I *do* understand, honest! -- that you are feeling overworked and underpaid. But do you think you could please get back to work sometime before Monday morning, without me having to spend another 4 hours trying to satiate you? I saw you blink at me! That's not going to work this time buddy!

signed,
Thinking of replacing you

Dear in-need-of-printer,

You can share mine...and my printer is available too.

Guy with tools

 

[Wings27]

Dear Hottie Boombalottie Driver,

You know I just can't resist that damn smile. Hence why we wound up getting busy on the stairs again. Could we at least try to make it IN to my place before we do that?

Luff,
The girl with the carpet burns on her back

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Shoulders,

Why do you react so badly to damp weather?

Dear Ibuprofen,

Please...kick in already!!!

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,

You're dead to me.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,

You're dead to me.

Dear Dead To Me,

I was wondering.

Curious Litster

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Dead To Me,

I was wondering.

Curious Litster

Makes me violently ill to think of the way he tortured and killed thiose dogs. And the animal abuse laws in this country are a fucking joke.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Makes me violently ill to think of the way he tortured and killed thiose dogs. And the animal abuse laws in this country are a fucking joke.

Dear Still Dead to Me,

For me it boils down to two reasons they did this, one pragmatic and the other self-indulgent.

First, they wanted to keep him away from division rivals. Either Snyder or Jones is just daft enough to think that he'd be the one to keep him on the straight and narrow, and he just might with enough money. The Eagles didn't really throw much money at him, so it was a relatively cheap investment.

Second, and I may be entirely too cynical here, but isn't one of Reid's kids in jail for drug trafficking or some such thing? How can he argue for compassion and sensitivity for his son if he can't dole it out himself? Now he can promote himself as having taken a risk on an ex-con in a way of supporting such treatment of his own son.

I do get a kick out of the fact that Vick was incarcerated. Whatever happened to simply being jailed?

Bemused Don't-Care-About-the-NFL Litster

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Driver(s),

The signaling feature is installed on vehicles for a reason, learn to use the fucking things!

Litster who wishes K-Mart would quit issuing drivers licenses.

 

[desideratum]

Dear in-need-of-printer,

You can share mine...and my printer is available too.

Guy with tools

Dear Tool Guy,

You are so kind! Please plug it into my port . . . . and then the printer too!

signed,
Hoping it's a Bubblejet

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Common Sense

Thank you for prevailing.

Level Headed Me

 

[milly_x]

Dear window,

I wish you had blinds.

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Still Dead to Me,

For me it boils down to two reasons they did this, one pragmatic and the other self-indulgent.

First, they wanted to keep him away from division rivals. Either Snyder or Jones is just daft enough to think that he'd be the one to keep him on the straight and narrow, and he just might with enough money. The Eagles didn't really throw much money at him, so it was a relatively cheap investment.

Second, and I may be entirely too cynical here, but isn't one of Reid's kids in jail for drug trafficking or some such thing? How can he argue for compassion and sensitivity for his son if he can't dole it out himself? Now he can promote himself as having taken a risk on an ex-con in a way of supporting such treatment of his own son.

I do get a kick out of the fact that Vick was incarcerated. Whatever happened to simply being jailed?

Bemused Don't-Care-About-the-NFL Litster

Dear Bemused Litster,

I don't think it matters who took him.

1) he's not eligible for the first 6 games

2) he's been out of footbal for two years

3) he really isn't that good a quarterback. My guess is he'll be a situational player, probably in the stupid Wildcat formation. Defenses are catching on to it. Hopefully the first time they run it, he gets pancaked hard enough to separate a shoulder or break a rib or 3.

Two of Reid's kids - and I use the term loosely, they're in their mid 20s - were/are in jail for drugs and/or weapons charges. That's what happens when you don't kick young adults out of the nest. They don't grow up.

I don't like that front office much to begin with, this pretty much seals it. Although, a few years ago, the Flyers signed Billy Tibbets, who raped an unconscious 15 year old girl when he was 17, and attacked a local reporter. But at least he wasn't around long. And I still watch them.

 

[WaitingLips]

Dear Cold Cloud Cover,

Instead of just milling around,do something productive!
Like maybe pour rain,so the B.C. wild fires can catch a break.
Water the ground,infact soak it,so all the misplaced people can
return back to their homes.Thank-You

Watching the sky

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Gravity

Thanks for sticking by me so very well....even at my ripe old age

Not Bad For An Old Girl Me

 

[artlover637]

Dear Tool Guy,

You are so kind! Please plug it into my port . . . . and then the printer too!

signed,
Hoping it's a Bubblejet

Dear Bubblejet lover,

Are you ready for the install? Shall it be on the floor or on the table?

signed,
Wired and ready

**********

Dear wife,

I've told you before that you should not get involved with the girls' sports. They don't want to hear your opinions on in....Neither do I. So please just shut up.

Being Reminded daily

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Body,

Do you even know the fun I have planned for you? No, behave, dammit!

~Fed up

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Idiot that Lives across the street...
It is annoying when you and your drunken friends have parties til 5am. You are not 19 years old and none of your friends are hot so mooning the neighborhood is not endearing. (Even if you were all hot and 19 it wouldn't be endearing but at least then it'd be understandable)
Please keep your parties quiet, in the backyard or somewhere else,
Thank you!
Melody