Dear X

[Lorilei]

I've seen threads like this on other forums, and I like the idea. I know we have our own "Dear Litster" thread on the PG, but sometimes I have things I need to say to people who aren't Litsters. To start....



Dear System Administrator,

Tomorrow's end of month, and I would really appreciate it if you would get your thumb out of your ass and get our server up and running today.

Love,

Disgruntled Worker

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

ahh
good one
Dear not so really dear but lame
If my thoughts and sensibilities allowed me to feel HATE
i would hate you
i dislike you far,far more than anyone or anything I have ever known
I unlove you
I wish i could wish you harm,,but Im actually better than that
I wish you nothing
which as far as I am concerned,,nothing is all you will ever have
I have NEVER ONCE attacked your physical shortcomings(to your face)
although you certainly did to me
I never ONCE dergraded you in regards to your FUCKED UP ways
I remained NICE
I shalll be god willing leaving you soon enough
I shall NOT tell your family how you hit me
nor how poorly you treated me
it wouldnt erase what you did to me
as much as I would love to remove you from this world
I think perhaps LIVING as you are is far more punishemnt
you are an angry,bitter,miserable asshole that blames others for what's wrong in your life
when in fact it's simply put
YOU are the problem
you are your own worst enemy and always will be

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Stepmother,

Please stop sending me friend requests on Facebook. The answer is no.

Love,

Evil Stepdaughter

 

[chargergirl]

Oh good one!

Nothing to put down at the moment, but I'm sure I will in future!

*subscribes*

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Dog,

I love you muchly, but you've been waking me up barking your head off every morning at 4 or 4:30 for the past few weeks. If you keep it up, I'm getting you a fucking muzzle.

Love,

Your Aunt

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Other Litsters,

Don't think I can't keep this thread going all by myself, 'cause I damn sure can!

Love,
Me

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear X

I've tried and I've tried and I've tried with you. I've been there for you when you've been crying on my shoulder as have many of our friends, I've defended you and stuck up for you when others were ready to turn their backs but finally I have come to the conclusion that you are not a very nice person and that pains me.

The comment you made to me today was mean and low and you do it to each and every person in your life at some stage or another. Sadly it is the last time you will do it to me. You're running out of confidants I'm afraid.

Turning Worm.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear husband,
can you explain to me why you have no interest in sex and yet will pay to watch porn on pay per view? furthermore, we're fucking broke. why are you spending money on that shit? and furthermore furthermore, why do you have to pay to look at it on tv when you can look at it for free at home?
fed up wife

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Slave's Husband,

You are clearly an idiot. Now cut it out.

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Fucker,

Fuck you.

Litster who recently discovered the joys of using the word fuck.

 

[jabez]

dear jackass,
I am not that kind of person and neither is my car, SO GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!!! If you want to go 50 in a 25 then pass me....

 

[jabez]

Dear Fucker,

Fuck you.

Litster who recently discovered the joys of using the word fuck.

I just enjoy the word....

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Dear Slave's Husband,

You are clearly an idiot. Now cut it out.

Or off.

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear Slave's Husband,

You are clearly an idiot. Now cut it out.

Or off.

to you both. thanks for the smiles.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Ex Employer..

I hope that you are keeping up with the flow.. Cos I ain't... its so hard keeping the constant flow of the much needed liquids while outside in the heat as I have been today.

Thanks for the shafting, but then I guess now is as good a time for a change, so maybe a look for work a little closer to home is in order

Oh and to Z... Fucking great not having to see your ugly ass day in day out though

 

[Cabeza]

Dear all girls who are willing to be "friends with benefits" - Where were you when I was in school???

 

[husky4life]

Dear Wife:

If you don't want to fuck, I will find someone who will enjoy me.

Sincerely,
Husband

 

[Lorilei]

Dear 90+ temps,

Please go away.

Love,
Sweaty Me

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Girl Who Knows She's Pretty,

You know, you are pretty, but you're not pretty enough to be as fucking brainless as you are. And you're sweet, but you're not sweet enough to get away with empty invites. Call me crazy, but when I say, "You should totally come out with us on Friday!" I mean, "I'm going out on Friday, and I want you there!" If when you say it you really mean, "I'll call you to come out with me and my friends when hell freezes over," please don't even bother with it. I think no invite at all is much more polite than an obviously fake and empty one.

Your Mother's Best Friend's Daughter

P.S.- that doesn't mean we're best friends... or ever will be.

 

[Daizie]

Dear Brother of mine,

Please invest in a razor and some shaving cream. If you cannot, I will purchase them for you. The scruff look can be cute, the overgrown and dirty look....not so much.

~Your Disgusted Sister

 

[MSH2]

Dear famdamnily,

Thanks so much for the opportunity to go to some dump I;ve barely even heard of and be stuck there for the weekend. And thanks so much for the............ oh two minutes or so headsup warning. And thanks for the crappy pizza you dont like that was all that was in the freezer for dinner. Really liked those. And thanks for the half dozen or so crappy nappies. Really appreciated them. And thanks for the lack of sleep. There's two of you and you're pretty much split into a late night and early morning shift anyways. Only one of me. And thanks for the crappy little ornament thing. I;ve always wanted one of those......... whatever the fuck its supposed to be. And thanks for the busfare home, and the directions to the fuckign bus. took me half an hour wanderign around your crapy little village to find a bank and the bus stop. And thanks so much for the argument as I was leaving. I never realised I was such a selfish prick. For coming all the way out there at such short notice to endure an entire weekend of hell, so trhat you could go to Rome. Never even occured to me.

Next time. one months notice, minimum. And better dinner. And a little fuckign consideration.

Pissed off

Me

 

[cdmcses]

Dear jenniferbaby,

Congratulations on your discovery. Such a versatile fucking word that can be applied almost any fucking where. Enjoy the fuck out of it, I know I do

C

 

[PervyRomantic]

dear husband,
can you explain to me why you have no interest in sex and yet will pay to watch porn on pay per view? furthermore, we're fucking broke. why are you spending money on that shit? and furthermore furthermore, why do you have to pay to look at it on tv when you can look at it for free at home?
fed up wife

Umm, this REALLY sounds like something your husband needs to hear from you personally!!

Good Luck to you,
Just another stranger on the internet.
(NOT your husband nor a marriage counselor.)

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Flatiron,

Please stop burning my ears. Kthxbai.

Love,

Trying to Have Straight Hair These Days

 

[jabez]

Dear all girls who are willing to be "friends with benefits" - Where were you when I was in school???

right....
lol