Lorilei
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Dear 90+ Temps,
Please ignore the previous request. I am quite pleased with you and the fact that you have the ability to cause women everywhere to wear less clothing. Keep up the good work.
your pal,
me
P.S. I love this thread, *subscribes*
Natalya555
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dear shelby (bf's dumb little sister)
your parents have really fucked u up..sorry to say. but you just started wiping your own ass..at 8!!!!!!! you are truly fucking annoying and you never shut the fuck up! i try to be calm and smile and take you out with us..but goddamn i cant stand u! and what kinda kid eats gerber baby meat sticks!!?!??!?!?!?!?! your 8 now...so heres some things i think should be on ur list to learn....
1. shower ur own damn self..its pathetic that ur mother still baths u..ur going to 3rd grade!
2. learn to eat something thats actually nutritional! your going to be extremely overweight unless you do..pizza mcdonalds..and meat sticks isnt even real fuckin food!
3. yelling is not ur speaking voice!
4. stop fucking crying all the goddanm time!!!
5. grow up a little bit goddamnit!
sincerly,
annoyed future sister-in-law
your parents have really fucked u up..sorry to say. but you just started wiping your own ass..at 8!!!!!!! you are truly fucking annoying and you never shut the fuck up! i try to be calm and smile and take you out with us..but goddamn i cant stand u! and what kinda kid eats gerber baby meat sticks!!?!??!?!?!?!?! your 8 now...so heres some things i think should be on ur list to learn....
1. shower ur own damn self..its pathetic that ur mother still baths u..ur going to 3rd grade!
2. learn to eat something thats actually nutritional! your going to be extremely overweight unless you do..pizza mcdonalds..and meat sticks isnt even real fuckin food!
3. yelling is not ur speaking voice!
4. stop fucking crying all the goddanm time!!!
5. grow up a little bit goddamnit!
sincerly,
annoyed future sister-in-law
janeyl
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Dear Sister,
Yes I know I knew what I was getting myself into and I only have myself to blame but you know what? It won't make it hurt any less and I am allowed to grieve for the loss of something wonderful and for what could and might have been.
We all make bad choices-god knows you have made enough in your life and I have always tried to support you throughout.
Cut me some slack ok and just let me be sad for a bit
Yours
Jane
Oh and Goddess-I'm still trying to figure out the sign you sent me-maybe I never will but it was wonderful to see them
Yes I know I knew what I was getting myself into and I only have myself to blame but you know what? It won't make it hurt any less and I am allowed to grieve for the loss of something wonderful and for what could and might have been.
We all make bad choices-god knows you have made enough in your life and I have always tried to support you throughout.
Cut me some slack ok and just let me be sad for a bit
Yours
Jane
Oh and Goddess-I'm still trying to figure out the sign you sent me-maybe I never will but it was wonderful to see them
Madcapsule
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Dear Tease,
Well hopefully, I'll get to know you in time, and maybe, just maybe I might see one of those pictures you mention.
And yeah, I like to keep you on your toes!
Mad.
Ps Lori great thread, t'will go far. Sometimes "Litster" doesn't give an individual enough justice.
Well hopefully, I'll get to know you in time, and maybe, just maybe I might see one of those pictures you mention.
And yeah, I like to keep you on your toes!
Mad.
Ps Lori great thread, t'will go far. Sometimes "Litster" doesn't give an individual enough justice.
Lorilei
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Dear Tease,
Well hopefully, I'll get to know you in time, and maybe, just maybe I might see one of those pictures you mention.
And yeah, I like to keep you on your toes!
Mad.
Ps Lori great thread, t'will go far. Sometimes "Litster" doesn't give an individual enough justice.
Thanks! It's good to know I've been good at something! Although I have to admit, it's not an original idea, I saw it somewhere else first.
Also....
Dear X,
You can try, but you won't provoke me. You seem to be spoiling for a fight for some reason, but you'll have to look elsewhere.
hdlynnette
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Dear X,
I feel like I've been 'shelved,' until I'm needed again.
I feel like I've been 'shelved,' until I'm needed again.
jabez
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Dear Family,
Why is my little sister still not helping you out around the house? When I was half her age, in oder to do anything, other than go to school, I would have to make sure the whole house was clean. She doesn't even have to clean her room. She doesn't listen to you ever, always argues with you whenever to tell her to do something, and you just sit there and do nothing. I would have never done anything of the sort because I was afraid you would beat the hell out of me. Even now I'm afraid to tell you this to your face because I don't want you pissed at me....
WHAT THE HELL!?
Why is my little sister still not helping you out around the house? When I was half her age, in oder to do anything, other than go to school, I would have to make sure the whole house was clean. She doesn't even have to clean her room. She doesn't listen to you ever, always argues with you whenever to tell her to do something, and you just sit there and do nothing. I would have never done anything of the sort because I was afraid you would beat the hell out of me. Even now I'm afraid to tell you this to your face because I don't want you pissed at me....
WHAT THE HELL!?
G
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Dear X & X
I think you should both hurry up.
I think you should both hurry up.
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indecisiviously
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Dear vehicle o' mine,
I know you've been around the block a few times, but seriously, why can't you stay in a working condition for more than three weeks at a time? I spend more of my money on you than anything else in my life. Now you want me to spend an exorbitant amount of my spare time lying on my back underneath you?
I give you everything you need. I worry about you constantly. Every time I turn the key in your ignition, I twitch nervously, expecting you to just sit there, taunting me once again. Keep it up and i'll follow through on my promise to move to the city and ride the train!
Frustratingly yours,
...i
p.s...no matter how much you whine, you're NOT getting premium!
I know you've been around the block a few times, but seriously, why can't you stay in a working condition for more than three weeks at a time? I spend more of my money on you than anything else in my life. Now you want me to spend an exorbitant amount of my spare time lying on my back underneath you?
I give you everything you need. I worry about you constantly. Every time I turn the key in your ignition, I twitch nervously, expecting you to just sit there, taunting me once again. Keep it up and i'll follow through on my promise to move to the city and ride the train!
Frustratingly yours,
...i
p.s...no matter how much you whine, you're NOT getting premium!
CMsPrincess
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Dear Headache
Get out of my head please
me
Get out of my head please
me
Lorilei
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Dear Headache
Get out of my head please
me
Dear Headachey,
Me too.
Love,
Going to Bed
kendra1980
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Dear X,
I'm disappointed.
I'm disappointed.
availableslave2u
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dear body,
i'm tired of feeling sick. can we just work past this silly ms thing? why do you have to pick up every bug in the air? i'm doing my part, now you have to do yours.
sick of being sick
i'm tired of feeling sick. can we just work past this silly ms thing? why do you have to pick up every bug in the air? i'm doing my part, now you have to do yours.
sick of being sick
kendra1980
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Natalya555
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dear dreams
why do u fuck with me so?
love,
me
why do u fuck with me so?
love,
me
Lorilei
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Dear X,
Thank you for the email. I do understand why you feel the way you do, and I hope this vacation will give you the opportunity to put things in perspective and figure out what it is you need to do. Whatever it is, you know that I love you dearly. You're one of the best friends I've ever had, and knowing that you love me unconditionally brings me to tears sometimes. Even when I've been spinning out of control and have made bad decisions and choices, you've listened and offered your support, always with a foundation of love.
I adore you, and I know that you're going to be ok. But I want you to be better than ok; I want you to have everything you deserve. You're one of the best men I've ever known.
And of course, you know that if you were single, I would totally scratch the eyes out of anyone who tried to get in my way. But you're not, and I respect that. I love you for never asking me to go down that road with you, no matter how tempted we know we both are. It would demean me, and make you a cheater, and would be the worst thing we could ever do. I'm so grateful that we have the friendship that we do.
Love, Love, Love,
Me
Thank you for the email. I do understand why you feel the way you do, and I hope this vacation will give you the opportunity to put things in perspective and figure out what it is you need to do. Whatever it is, you know that I love you dearly. You're one of the best friends I've ever had, and knowing that you love me unconditionally brings me to tears sometimes. Even when I've been spinning out of control and have made bad decisions and choices, you've listened and offered your support, always with a foundation of love.
I adore you, and I know that you're going to be ok. But I want you to be better than ok; I want you to have everything you deserve. You're one of the best men I've ever known.
And of course, you know that if you were single, I would totally scratch the eyes out of anyone who tried to get in my way.
But you're not, and I respect that. I love you for never asking me to go down that road with you, no matter how tempted we know we both are. It would demean me, and make you a cheater, and would be the worst thing we could ever do. I'm so grateful that we have the friendship that we do.Love, Love, Love,
Me
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