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Dear Kind Strangers,

Your 'good cheer' & oh-so-gorgeous compliments were just the right "pick me up" I needed today!

Thankyou
Anon Me
 
Dear Rain,

Thank you for cooperating today...the check is in the mail :)

No, really, it is! :D

~your good buddy,K
 
Dear ...

That check you sent to the rain was apparently a bribe to send it my way.

Thanks a lot! ;)

Me
 
Dear Zero U guy I Met Last Night.

Yes you are hot, yes when you hit on me it was sexy and hot, yes your reputation preceded you along with your Zero U affiliation, yes that is why I teased you to the limit before leaving.....



Sincerely I love Longhorns PTK........
 
Dear L'Oreal,

Yes I know I'm worth it. I've squeezed the goo onto my hair-exchanged the precision head for the comb head, dyed my hair, ears, neck, face, parts of my arms and dropped a fetching violet blob on the bathroom tiles. I waited the required 10 minutes and rinsed, conditioned and combed.

Now my question is this......when do I start to look like Eva Longoria? And do you seriously expect us to believe she colours her own hair at home?:rolleyes:

Yours,

Dripping purple water on the carpet
 
Dear All:
I know you don't know that I know; but I figured it out.
It bothers me that it doesn't bother you that it bothers me.
I just want you to want me to want you.
Now you understand that I understand that you just don't fucking get it.
--Fergie
 
Dear Milwaukee,

I'll never doubt you again.

An explanation of the curious burn mark on my ass would be appreciated, though. I'll take responsibility for the others, but that one confounds me.

Befuddledly yours,

...i
 
Dear sexy young thang-

Your new job, the one working night shifts, sucks ass.

:heart:,
Needs to get laid more than on your days off
 
Dear bestest friend ever,

I'm sure going to miss you...didn't think saying goodbye would be this hard. Well, yeah, actually I did, but I didn't think I'd cry this much. I know you guys'll do great out there and we'll email and FB, but it won't be the same. Hope you make it back to Michigan next June. Until then...love you and miss you so very much.

Always,
M
 
Dear Ex,

Just because you dumped the skankwhore does not mean I'm going to take your pathetic ass back. While I love you and always will I will never again trust you with my heart. So stop, stop now before you kill the good feelings I have left for you.

mmmkay, thanks.

Love, me
 
Dear Adrian Paul,

I think you're just dreamy. I'd like to ride you while you whisper anything in my ear in that fantastic accent you have. You even make watching Highlander: the Source worth watching.

With wet dreams,
me
 
Dear Head,

It would make it much easier to sleep if you didn't keep running in circles.

Anxious enough as it is,
Me
 
Dear Atticus,


I miss you.

I still don't understand how that is possible. But I do.


Always,


Ms. Caecilia Graham
 
Dear Elusive One,
Sometimes playing hard to get isn't exactly endearing to others. When you think that you want something or someone in your life worth having, you have to take a chance and stick with it. If you come to the conclusion that it isn't or that they aren't, then that's fine. Put it on the table and let that conclusion be known so precious time isn't wasted. Even if you don't, sometimes someone will move on knowing that time is too important, especially if they find they have less time to waste than most.

Sincerely,
Not Running Circles Anymore.
 
Dear Suck it Up and Take Your Turn.

Sunshine went to the highest bidder...just sayin :)

Dear Highest Bidder,

Think I could ask for an extra bonus this coming Saturday? I mean I have already paid an awful lot for this wedding as it is...



Dear Sunshine,

Please let me know if you are still accepting any bids at all to be in north central Wisconsin this weekend

Sincerely,

Mother of Bridezilla
 
Dear Person Who's Supposed To

It doesn't feel like it, not one jot. That makes me sad.

Yours
Just Me
 
Dear fabulous friends

You make my day, my week, my year, my life :) If I manage to give back even an iota of what you bring me then I will be happy. Thank you :kiss:

Blushingly grateful and spoilt me :)
 
Dear Highest Bidder,

Think I could ask for an extra bonus this coming Saturday? I mean I have already paid an awful lot for this wedding as it is...



Dear Sunshine,

Please let me know if you are still accepting any bids at all to be in north central Wisconsin this weekend

Sincerely,

Mother of Bridezilla


Dear Mother of Bridezilla...

I will do what I can. :)

Congratulations.





Dear Pillow, so soft and comforting...

You were so good last night. I could nestle down into you and dream the sweetest dreams.

I think, the next trip I take, you get to travel with. I don't like being away from you.

~Smiling, rested, fan o' yours
 
Dear you
uuhm
could you just get OVER yourself?
PLEASE?,,and this act of yours...I don't buy it.
If you have to ANNOUNCE time and time again you are so"nice"
blah,,blah,,,,yeah,,,you prolly arent all that nice
I think you are a lil selfish and a bit full of yourself.You are also boring as hell,
So please...put on a new record..Im tired of hearing your old one
that is alll
 
Dear Adrian Paul,

I think you're just dreamy. I'd like to ride you while you whisper anything in my ear in that fantastic accent you have. You even make watching Highlander: the Source worth watching.

With wet dreams,
me

I have complete seasons one and two of the Highlander with Mr. Paul. Talk to Rae...maybe she can "convince" me to part with them. :devil:
 
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