Dear X

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Wannabe Owner Moron,

I am so happy I no longer work for your sorry ass. All the last few months have been was hell working for someone who thinks they know it all just because you were able to buy your own place. Your marketing ideas suck. Your desire to dip your finger in everything sucks and without getting into details, you are too shady for any self respecting person to work for.

Enjoy going down in flames cause I'm not helping you anymore.

Freedom!!!!

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Milwaukee,

I'm coming home. Please refrain from destroying me until my family obligations are taken care of. Say, noonish on Friday will be fine. That's only 3 days...we should be able to hold a truce for 3 fucking days. As much love as I give you, every time we get together, bad things happen. Sure, I am the cause of my own problems, but you bring out the absolute worst in me.

Lemme get through this funeral before you take yer shots. Please! Took me a year to convince my family I wasn't a nutjob after the last time.

Imploringly yours,

...i

p.s...i'm leaving the pipes at home, so let's have none of this 'disturbing the peace' jive, hmmm? ya don't want me singin'? post a fucking sign!

 

[limiwa]

Dear Pharmacists and lil pharmacists helpers,

Please do not blame the doctors office for your not checking your own business email. You suck and I despise your store.

Prescriptionless Afuckinggain.


Dear Doctors Office Staff, and Doctors in Said Office,

Y'all Rock!

Thanks for the phone call V!

 

[Polynikes]

Dear Red Sox,

Why do you torment me so? You had this game locked up, and were doing it in a beautiful pitchers' duel. Why are you now in the 11th? What went wrong? Where is the best bullpen in baseball? You're getting out of trouble spectacularly, but why get INTO trouble in extra innings when you're away?? There's no buffer there!!!!

Sincerely,
I remember more than a quarter of those 86 years you fuckers

 

[Wings27]

Dear Hemotoligist/oncologist,

While I adore your ability to heal me twice already, I'd appreciate a little sensitivity in front of my mother. She does not need to hear the chances, the statistics, the worries. If we were in your office I could understand, but not in the grocery store- ok?!?

Love,
Now having to do damage control

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Assclown Professor,

I'm an intelligent woman. I get the concepts in your course. So when I get back an assignment and ask you why it was marked in a certain manner, I want to know so that I can do better next time. Also, when I get a C on an assignment, something went wrong. When you give a certain set of instructions for an assignment, and then don't mark it accordingly, I can't be faulted for that. Don't snap at me or get snarky with me when I ask for clarification- I understand you didn't mark the assignment, and I don't mind waiting for you to review it so we can discuss it further. But watch your fucking tone. Seriously.

I'm really glad I didn't sign up for a course with you this fall

One Pissed Off Student

 

[artlover637]

Dear Daughter,

I understand being stressed. When I ask a question, it is because I need an answer. Being a bitch to me doesn't help anything. Perhaps you can learn to use words to tell me that you are stressed and don't have time to discuss it right now.

Loving Dad

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Interstate 35 between Funky Town and Austin, and the State Of Texas.

You are too busy with way too much construction, I do understand I 35 you have no way to limit the traffic that slides down you, but the state could energize the construction crews. Ever crew I passed today had one person actually working while 10 watched, I do not understand the philosophy of work. I bet the one working does not understand either. S.O.T. get it together now I need a safe road to my fav city.


Sincerely ...tired of construction on 35 PTK....

 

[ms_intrigue]

........

 

[goodgirl79]

Dear Unreliable Wireless,

We've been over this before...you fucking suck. Stop dropping my calls

unaffectionately,
Locked in a contract for another 19 months.

 

[CMsPrincess]

Dear {Imaginary} Maid,

Where have you been? My house is looking like a tornado came through. Please come and take care of things. I would be so tickled if I came home to an orderly home.

Regards,
Slob

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pilates Nazi,

That was one kick ass (literally) class.

Those 3 new songs...while fun, also almost made my heart explode.

I thought I'd mention that so next week, you can have the paramedics ready to give me mouth to mouth.

Please make sure they are nice looking with good oral hygeine.

Thank you.

~My legs are wobbly.

 

[Wings27]

Dear Sandman,

Please be nice to me tonight. I'd really like to sleep the sleep of the dead...but awake in the a.m. Also, if it's not too much to ask could you make your appearance early enough to actually refresh me for another long day?

Thanks ever so much,
The girl with the dark eyes

 

[ninefe2dg]

Dear Hemotoligist/oncologist,

While I adore your ability to heal me twice already, I'd appreciate a little sensitivity in front of my mother. She does not need to hear the chances, the statistics, the worries. If we were in your office I could understand, but not in the grocery store- ok?!?

Love,
Now having to do damage control

Good luck and all the best...

 

[Polynikes]

Dear gym,

I miss you. Off days, while entirely necessary, give me an empty feeling no matter what I accomplish in other realms. Not to worry though, tomorrow I will return to your chipped and dented iron, liberal sprinkling of chalk dust, and horrible music that I will drown out with headphones. Also, please try (and it'll be Friday so not much of a stretch) to ensure your lone squat rack is open when I arrive, I hate waiting on heavy days.

Sincerely,
Considering going extra heavy

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Barometer Head...

I have medicated you, and now await your demise. I hope you die a quick, painless death.

~I hate you.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear woo is me..... please pity me girls..

Things will not change unless you make them! Somewhere it is written expecting a different result by doing the same thing over and over is insanity. Make changes, do something to break the cycle! Guess what????? your happiness is your responsibility not your bf, hubby or even your parents. If you are in a bad situation get off your ass and change it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sincerely.... always working on my happiness PTK.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear people I have on ignore,

Don't you realize that I take you off ignore, see what you post and if it's worthy I reply {but never quote}? And by worthy I mean getting your goat, egging you on, making you look even more like assholes than you already are. Sometimes it's hilarious to know that I've made you mad for the day... kinda makes mine a little better

Sincerely,
Instigator and I-wasn't-put-on-this-planet-to-make-you-like-me Litster

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear daughter and sleepover girls

Please make it easy on me tonight. I'm a little bit fragile and could really do without too many histrionics. Stay out of the booze cupboard, try not to fall out, and keep the music down to a level just below the bleeding ears limit.

Thanks in anticipation.

Hiding in my room mum.

 

[husky4life]

Dear SIL,

Thats right, I don't like you and most people who really do know you don't either. You are very lucky to have a sister who still loves you and defends you. No i do not want you at my house this weekend during the birth of my 2nd child. This is a special time for MY FAMILY not your's. Please feel free to come a few days after the baby is born. I do not find it funny that the weekend you planed to come for a visit is the weekend of our due date. Give me my fucking privacy and space and maybe I will tolerate you.

Sincerely,
Pissed off BIL.

 

[misfortunex]

Dear You

You literally lift my day, and for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart....

Me

 

[MSH2]

Dear self centered twatbag housemate,

you are an utter prick. What that girl sees in you I have no idea, she deserves much better. And frankly I hope she gets it. You completely took advantage of Joe last night. Uncool behaviour. It was his birthday, that means you buy him drinks, not him buying you every damn drink you drink. SPeaking of which, you still owe me a tenner from last time. Also we need to discuss the fridge/freezer. Its not yours. Its for the use of the house, which means you get one quarter of the fridge for your use.

The magic's wearing off asshole, and sooner or later, you'll get what's coming to you. I believe in Karma. Handy really, because I dont even have to do a damn thing, the universe will see to it that your account balances. And right now you're in very heavy debt

Dear Birthday Housemate,

You're 25 years old for fuck's sake. You may as well just have Welcome tattood across your forehead and get it over with. You spent way too much last night? Wellllll you're not getting any sympathy, or money, out of me. Sorry, but you need to start wising up a bit. Grow a backbone and a thicker skin. I'm not a babysitter, I have my own life to lead. I dont mind helping ocassionally, but there's a limit. If I wanted a son, I'd have one. And he'd be far more able to stand on his own two feet. Or so I'd hope. You need to learn the word No, and how its used. I'll give you an example "No (twatbag housemate) I;m not buying you a drink, its your turn."

Slightly bloody annoyed, Me

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Treadmill,

Thank you.

Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear asshat
uhmm
stop phoning me...I have NOTHING to say when you do,so pray tell,why do you continue to do as such?



Dear BITCH
aka auntie
did you double up on your RUDE pill today?
I think you recall i can be quite nasty when pushed,,,which is WHY i dont,
Please,,,please,,dont push me...m;kay?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear loud mouthed twat on the city bus
GOOD GOD
no one cares!!!Your hair looked like shit,....I dont care who did it
and how long can someone rabbit on about chicken?
SHHH!!!!!!!!
and also
you cant dance